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This is a weird angle your on fosse......I'm OK with that though after all when you get a little older like yourself is it good to have some company so I'm happy to help even if I'm not trained for dementia.

You can train for dementia? ... is it exclusively an online course? ... like Sucky's Liverpool fan one?
 
You can train for dementia? ... is it exclusively an online course? ... like Sucky's Liverpool fan one?

Are you asking yourself a question there dude......don't worry we all do it.....ps your shoes are on the wrong feet though, dont worry that's normal and all I've done it loads of times
 
Are you asking yourself a question there dude......don't worry we all do it.....ps your shoes are on the wrong feet though, dont worry that's normal and all I've done it loads of times

No mate ... was asking you 3 ... subtle clue in the number of question marks <cheers>
 
Fk me so Philips on a meat hook in the butchers freezer.........doesn't the same 3months rule apply to royal meat en.

He's out of date ffs....put a yellow sticker on him

That's the last time I'm buying that Duchy stuff in Waitrose ... just knew it wasn't chicken ...
 
This is the best thread ever......twill probably be outdone with the one we'll have when Prince Andrew hires a helicopter ride for Charles's graduation present with 2litres of fuel 2 get him to his swiss chalet mind
 
Imagine them opening up the refrigerator and realising he wasn't dead, only napping. He's going to be so pissed.

He'll probably look like that fking thing in the crypt in salems lot........let's make sure he keeps sleeping hey. ....I'll bring the garlic

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Not sure if I've said sometime I shouldn't have but I've gone into my attic to grab more weed and there's about a hundred gecko's all over my velux windows booing me and giving me the finger
 
I might be ignorant to all the facts of the Queens life but from what I know…she didn’t cause any of the colonisation, slavery etc etc…I could be wrong. It was her forefathers doing, no?

As far as I can see she spent her life trying to right the wrongs of her forefathers by opening up possibilities for these countries?

could be wrong
 
I might be ignorant to all the facts of the Queens life but from what I know…she didn’t cause any of the colonisation, slavery etc etc…I could be wrong. It was her forefathers doing, no?

As far as I can see she spent her life trying to right the wrongs of her forefathers by opening up possibilities for these countries?

could be wrong

You are !00% Spurly she has done more than any other leader of any other country
 
I might be ignorant to all the facts of the Queens life but from what I know…she didn’t cause any of the colonisation, slavery etc etc…I could be wrong. It was her forefathers doing, no?

As far as I can see she spent her life trying to right the wrongs of her forefathers by opening up possibilities for these countries?

could be wrong

Charles has pledged that when crowned he will not say keeper of THE faith but the keeper of ALL faiths which h essentially means we as far as I know we will be the first country to protect all religious beliefs through the constitution of the country
 
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Charles has pledged that when crowned he will not say keeper of THE faith but the keeper of ALL faiths which h essentially means we as far as I know we will be the first country to protect all religious beliefs through the constitution of the country

What a move.......that's all we need is more fking God.........sort the fking cost of living crisis out the fking *****l needs to.....feed the fking world without the song and dance I say it much more beneficial for this life hey..we can deal the the next life when we get there hey