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Tips / Bets The Queen is dead

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Fk me so Philips on a meat hook in the butchers freezer.........doesn't the same 3months rule apply to royal meat en.

    He's out of date ffs....put a yellow sticker on him
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You can train for dementia? ... is it exclusively an online course? ... like Sucky's Liverpool fan one?
     
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  3. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Are you asking yourself a question there dude......don't worry we all do it.....ps your shoes are on the wrong feet though, dont worry that's normal and all I've done it loads of times
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    No mate ... was asking you 3 ... subtle clue in the number of question marks <cheers>
     
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  5. aberdude

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    I don't know you dude....never spoken to you in my life........have you got a number I could phone so they can come and pick u up
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I was sick yday tbf
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Yup ... I'll sign it to you by PM <cheers>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    That's the last time I'm buying that Duchy stuff in Waitrose ... just knew it wasn't chicken ...
     
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  9. aberdude

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    My bad....get well soon
     
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  10. aberdude

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    See care in the community can be done for free.....all you need is love
     
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    Fillets of Phillip asparagus sweet potato mash with a delicate goats cheese sauce......
     
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    Imagine them opening up the refrigerator and realising he wasn't dead, only napping. He's going to be so pissed.
     
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    This is the best thread ever......twill probably be outdone with the one we'll have when Prince Andrew hires a helicopter ride for Charles's graduation present with 2litres of fuel 2 get him to his swiss chalet mind
     
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    He'll probably look like that fking thing in the crypt in salems lot........let's make sure he keeps sleeping hey. ....I'll bring the garlic

     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Not sure if I've said sometime I shouldn't have but I've gone into my attic to grab more weed and there's about a hundred gecko's all over my velux windows booing me and giving me the finger
     
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    I might be ignorant to all the facts of the Queens life but from what I know…she didn’t cause any of the colonisation, slavery etc etc…I could be wrong. It was her forefathers doing, no?

    As far as I can see she spent her life trying to right the wrongs of her forefathers by opening up possibilities for these countries?

    could be wrong
     
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    You are !00% Spurly she has done more than any other leader of any other country
     
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    Charles has pledged that when crowned he will not say keeper of THE faith but the keeper of ALL faiths which h essentially means we as far as I know we will be the first country to protect all religious beliefs through the constitution of the country
     
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  20. aberdude

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    What a move.......that's all we need is more fking God.........sort the fking cost of living crisis out the fking *****l needs to.....feed the fking world without the song and dance I say it much more beneficial for this life hey..we can deal the the next life when we get there hey
     
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