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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Toonitus, Apr 27, 2022.

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Think about it.

    Spurly buys 97m for a sandwich cos it looks nice to him.

    He bites into it and realises its bacon

    So he goes back to the shop and they refuse a full refund but give him a tenner as a good will gesture.

    Lukaku is the sandwich. Spurly is tuchel.

    Inter are the shop laughing at the dumb **** who bought a bacon sandwich
     
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  2. Treble

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    Everytime I see his name I think Koobideh kebabs. They're "bangin" as you would say. They make them fine on the curry mile here.

    Mmmmmm Koubilaly... errr Koobideh. Think I might go out and get one now...
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Rusholme Chippy on curry mile is the place for Kobeda imo
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Fckin Yassssssssssssssssssss! <laugh>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    looked like a chicken tikka masala sarnie when I saw it last year through the shop window
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Probably one of the best analogies I've read on here for a while, lol.
     
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  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Martinez to Utd imminent.

    Unlucky Goons <rofl>
     
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  9. Blueman

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    STFU. Boring ****.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Obviously has no ambition
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Well at least you got it this time dickhead<laugh>
     
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  12. Blueman

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    From the man with the brain of a traffic cone. <laugh>
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Suck a ****in worthers bro<laugh>
     
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  14. Blueman

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    Its Werthers. <laugh>
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Youd know being a grave dodging old windbag<laugh>
     
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  16. Blueman

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    Calm down Reg. The stress isn't good for you. <laugh>
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Jesus christ
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    so, it's like his success then.
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    who?
     
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