Halloween

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Right after the whole 5-1

Now im hoping to be able to watch the match in peace. If any trick or treaters come between the time of 8 and 945 expect trouble.

Problem is cant think of anything to do my last idea has run it course. Blasting the opening of ONE by Metallica out of my bedroom window watching kids scream under machine gun fire

 

[Jock McMagpie]

Right after the whole 5-1

Now im hoping to be able to watch the match in peace. If any trick or treaters come between the time of 8 and 945 expect trouble.

Problem is cant think of anything to do my last idea has run it course. Blasting the opening of ONE by Metallica out of my bedroom window watching kids scream under machine gun fire

I have just realised that snotty nosed little kids with **** jokes are going to come and bug my happiness when the game is on tonight. Juts need to let the missus deal with them and head to the boozer!!! (any excuse)

 

[simonbh7]

Pouring a cold bucket of piss on them from the 1st floor window normally does the trick.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Right after the whole 5-1

Now im hoping to be able to watch the match in peace. If any trick or treaters come between the time of 8 and 945 expect trouble.

Problem is cant think of anything to do my last idea has run it course. Blasting the opening of ONE by Metallica out of my bedroom window watching kids scream under machine gun fire

Wont be knocking on your door tonight then.

 

[Samuel L Ameobi]

Play Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' continuously.

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[overseasTOON]

Add 'The Fritzls' to your front door with a sign directing trick or treaters to the basement door.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Just been making a cd with some Fleetwood Mac on.

 

[Mod Face]

Stick an outwards-facing drawing pin on your doorbell, smear your front door with faeces and replace your front windows with stunt glass.

Kid rings the doorbell - pricked finger
Kid knocks on the door - ****ty knuckles
Kid then knocks on the window - window shatters and you get them done for criminal damage

Replace the windows after use.

The next morning you can then hose down your door, remove the pin and reinstall your proper windows.

 

[Samuel L Ameobi]

Just been making a cd with some Fleetwood Mac on.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Mainly Led Zep though.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Start a rumour that passing through your front door will lead to the not-so-magical-land of Sunderland... This should put all good geordie children off tonight...

Furthermore, if you ever need to discipline your kids, there's no better cure than the Brucey-man... Mackem children are given a similar story around christmas time to aid obedience, along the lines of "be good or the Brucey-man will put another lump of **** in your favourite team in the january transfer window"...

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Just go to the window and tell them nobody is in, that should send them on their way.

 

[Mod Face]

Get yourself of the registered sex offenders list, job done.

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Get yourself of the registered sex offenders list, job done.

How would they know he was on it though? Would he have to put signs up outside of his house warning people of his naughty ways?

 

[DuD]

I remember when I went trick or treating when I was younger.

We rang on someone's flat and they opened the window and started pelting sweets off us from the top floor.

 

[AH]

Rumours is a fantastic album, if these kids have any decent sense of music they will be flocking to your doors!


If we get any trick or treaters they will be treated in the same way as anyone else who comes to our door....

...ignored, whilst we hide and cower in our kitchen. Scares me when people come to the door..

 

[biggeordiedave]

Rumours is a fantastic album, if these kids have any decent sense of music they will be flocking to your doors!


If we get any trick or treaters they will be treated in the same way as anyone else who comes to our door....

...ignored, whilst we hide and cower in our kitchen. Scares me when people come to the door..

And then you get to spend all of tomorrow peeling hard, dried egg off all your windows.

 

[overseasTOON]

Rumours is a fantastic album, if these kids have any decent sense of music they will be flocking to your doors!


If we get any trick or treaters they will be treated in the same way as anyone else who comes to our door....

...ignored, whilst we hide and cower in our kitchen. Scares me when people come to the door..

Dress up as Cameo

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Everything apart from the red cod piece is optional.

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

They will be in for a world of hell if they knock on my door whilst we're losing.

 

[Agent Bruce]

They will be in for a world of hell if they knock on my door whilst we're losing.

Don't think they'd travel that far for a few sweets 5 Goals.