Rangers v Celtic

[Ciaran]

How’s your daughter doing? Do they know what the baby is yet?

Doing good, sick for a couple of days then back to work. Finds out the sex in 8 weeks she's certain it's a girl for some reason. I'll be nowhere near any 'gender reveal' either btw

 

[Ciaran]

She gave me a tommy tank this morning and i spunked all over the bedsheets, then she wiped it up with a pair of boxers.

Good cow but I lost all respect for her when she let me shag her for the first time.

 

[Tina.]

Doing good, sick for a couple of days then back to work. Finds out the sex in 8 weeks she's certain it's a girl for some reason. I'll be nowhere near any 'gender reveal' either btw

Keep us updated. My boys fiancées sister was having twins. One of them didn’t make it to the 12 week scan but the other is doing grand. She’s due in July but they’re inducing her with 5 weeks to go. Been dead stressful.
It’s a wee girl. My boy has her Australian son speaking with a Glasgow accent now

 

[monacoger]

The mighty Rangers can get Midgetland, Strum Graz, Monaco or Union Royale in the 3rd qualifying round.

 

[Toley Fart]

The mighty Rangers can get Midgetland, Strum Graz, Monaco or Union Royale in the 3rd qualifying round.

Is there a round after that, M7?

 

[EDGE.]

Here's one for our wooly friends

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[monacoger]

Is there a round after that, M7?

Yep

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Toley Fart]

Yep

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[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Is there a round after that, M7?

Yes

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

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Mic drop moment!

 

[EDGE.]

monaco are better team than any of the germans you played this season, would be funny if you got them in the small club round, yous are surely due a bad draw

A bad draw ffs

We had to play 3 of the favourites for the tourney in Lyon, Dortmund and Leipzig then had to play the semi and final without any centre forward as most of our team were clocking up 60 games+.

We then rocked up to the final in 40 degree heat and the tourney organizers diverted all the water to ze Germans who outsang us because everycunt was parched and out of decent coke.

Stick to the nags, Son.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

monaco are better team than any of the germans you played this season, would be funny if you got them in the small club round, yous are surely due a bad draw

Until we beat them then they will have been utter dross and not the team they used to be, European has beens and you will spend a fortnight doing them down.

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Ciaran]

Sellic to draw Frankfurt out of pot 1 would be beautiful

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Ciaran]

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