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Stoke = c*nts

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    Didn't a certain Mr Pardew fall foul of the BBC when commenting on a game saying one player had raped another, Essien springs to mind.
    With regards Stoke, Kevin Nolan notoriously harangued goalkeepers when free kicks or corners were taken, Soccer AM did a little compilation just about him doing this.
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hahaha!
     
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  3. Smudger

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    <laugh>

    <laugh>
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    http://youtu.be/Bx94jwmMxPs
     
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  5. Smudger

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    Aye he's banned from MOTD <laugh>

    [video=youtube;Bx94jwmMxPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx94jwmMxPs[/video]
     
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  6. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    im finding im loving pardew more and more recently
     
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  7. Mod Face

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    I would love for Pardew to commentate a full match unedited, wouldn't care who's playing.

    "Oh and it's Jones, skips past Williams and oh look out it's Smith! Oh boy! Poor Jones just got completely raped, think he might have a shout for a penalty here. GOOD LORD! Tell you what, think the ref missed that one, the manager's not happy, looks positively ready to rape the fourth official. I can't believe it the manager's been sent to the stands and he's set to be joined by Jones for simulating being a rape victim. The captain's furious, got a face like a thwarted rapist and... yes... he's got a straight red for dissent! Tell you what, the ref's raping people with these cards, enough to make a rapist blush! Play is resumed with the blues down to 9 men and their manager forced to watch from the stands. His tactics must surely be in tatters, his pre-match plan has been raped with a great big metaphorical spunky co-WOAH! Edgeworthy at the edge of the box just needs to cross the ball, Howard is waiting for him! OH! It's fallen so sweetly for him and HE MISSES! My word, he's got the touch of a rapist that lad has! The referee blows the whistle for half time in what's been a rapetastic first half, over to Gary in the studio..."
     
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  8. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    And the award for overuse of the phrase 'rape' goes to Tash! Rofl rofl rofl rofl!
     
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  9. LTF

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    This is why this forum is so appealing to me, I can put my hand on my heart and say I'm rubbish at stats etc., no need to remember facts and figures, we have the internet, but I can absolutely guarantee someone will obligingly come up with the goods, with the slightest offer of information. Cheers for that, I will make more effort.<cheers>

    Should probably have put in a quote, but Hey Ho!
     
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  10. Smudger

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    The overuse of rofl annoys me more, it takes a lot to get me to roll around on the floor laughing.
     
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  11. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    But Tash loves it! How dare you!
     
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  12. Privet

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    I'm the same with weight to, some lass asked me how much I thought she weighed, while I was in her bed. I said what I thought, guess I must of gotten it badly wrong, as it didn't end up to good.


    P.S. Ice tea rock, I have trouble finding it in the UK or I am just blind, but in Moscow it's ****ing everywhere.
     
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  13. Smudger

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    I know, I know, I'll be a fat **** by the end of the night. Sigh...
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Stoke really are a **** stain on the prem. them and Wigan can **** off.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Except on Saturday nights in the Wellwood.
     
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    You forget to say, "Falls to Ameobi, who's got the touch of a rapist"
     
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  17. Aldridge_Prior

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    Haha this thread is eggcellent! Tash you crack me up, I need to shell out on a better phone so I can contribute more often.
     
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  18. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Oh my lord, this comment may have hatched another pun thread.
     
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  19. skalpel

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    Let's get cracking then.
     
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  20. Jerel Ifil

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    I'm cracking up here.

    You beat me to it. :(

    I feel like a shell of my former self.
     
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