Off Topic Cricket Thread

Off for bad light now, completely handed the momentum back to the Windies. We're gonna have to bat our nuts off in the 3rd innings, on current showings I'm not holding my breath

 

Cos Root's a cock ! Mahmood was used to get reverse swing with the old ball and had a bit of a tight groin by the look of it. At the end of the day it's the fact that Overton and Woakes are ****ing **** with the new ball that's more pertinent

 

Yes, you are correct, apologies for interrupting your game.

 

Mahmood should have had the Windies innings wrapped up, but England are out of reviews. Some poor umpiring in this series, but some poor reviews, too

 

Utterly clueless from Root and the bowlers, lead up to 66. We're right in the **** now

 

We really are back to the embarrassing old days of the England cricket team being a complete laughing stock.

 

Da Silva given out caught behind and walks off the pitch, asking the for the obligatory token review as he goes. Not out!

And now it finally is over, Windies have a 1st innings lead of 93.

 

Poor bowling, Mahmood apart, and very poor captaincy.

 

Throw in pathetic batting aswell ! Jeez we are ****. Crawley is the new Vince, thick as ****. Just throw it wide and he'll nick off driving all the time. Root does the same now and Lawrence shoulders arms to one nipping back ! Effectively -66 for 3, this could be over tonight ! Root has got to go as captain and all the backroom staff too. Start afresh with Langer as head coach and probably Stokes as captain. It can't get any worse

 

Awful stuff from England........again

 

Stokes gone for 4

39-4

Bloody pathetic shambles.

 

Humiliation.

Three more wickets for the dibbley-dobbler.

Shocking.

 

What a shocking performance from England.......

 

Whisper it......... but Lees and Bairstow are looking relatively untroubled at the moment..........70/4 trail by 23

 

You’ve done it now….

 

Bairstow gone looking to swipe a ball that kept low........ unnecessary shot having done the hard work for the last 20 odd overs....... 80/5

 

You've still got your top scorers from the 1st innings to bat.

 

F*ck me sideways Foakes is run out looking for a stupid 2nd run......... You couldn't make it up......

 

Well, you could but nobody would believe you.

 

We must be doing bad, Eric is back