You haven't been playing tiddlywinks by any chance?Injury update. My thumb hurts.
You haven't been playing tiddlywinks by any chance?
Stop shoving it up your arse![]()
Surely the index or middle finger would be more suited for that.
Not according to Southpark.

I will have to Google later what the best finger for sticking up your own anus is.
I'll use my wife's computer to do that.
steve irwin clearly said to stick yer thumb up its butthole as it'll really piss em off.
on southpark.
Well if an Aussie says to use the thumb, I just have to trust him. He would know what he's talking about.
[HASHTAG]#kloppout[/HASHTAG]Full squad for a game
That’s all we got![]()
Ibu not injured according to the Echo
That's all I've 'eard guv............honestHmmmm.. didn't train though? What's the skinny?
OK....... 'Kept inside as a precaution' is the word