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Off Topic Injury update 2022/2023

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  1. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Injury update. My thumb hurts.
     
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    Milk.., Feb 7, 2022
  2. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    You haven't been playing tiddlywinks by any chance?
     
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    organic red, Feb 7, 2022
  3. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    No, pulled a hangnail back and it got infected. It would be biogical warfare to play tiddlywinks today
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Stop shoving it up your arse :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Milk..

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    Surely the index or middle finger would be more suited for that.
     
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    Milk.., Feb 7, 2022
  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Not according to Southpark.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Feb 8, 2022
  7. Milk..

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    I will have to Google later what the best finger for sticking up your own anus is. <laugh>

    I'll use my wife's computer to do that.
     
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    Milk.., Feb 8, 2022
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    steve irwin clearly said to stick yer thumb up its butthole as it'll really piss em off.

    on southpark.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Feb 8, 2022
  9. Milk..

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    Well if an Aussie says to use the thumb, I just have to trust him. He would know what he's talking about.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    well... not on sting rays clearly but otherwise i presume he knew what he was at.
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Diogo Jota has suffered ankle ligament injury. According to Jurgen Klopp it can go either way. Definately he is going to miss Norwich game tomorrow.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Feb 18, 2022
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    Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has revealed that Thiago Alcantara will potentially miss the Reds’ next three matches with the hamstring injury that saw him pull out of Sunday’s Carabao Cup final. The midfielder was due to start against Chelsea but withdrew around 15 minutes before kick-off.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Mar 1, 2022
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    Full squad for a game
    That’s all we got :(
     
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    Bumps, Mar 1, 2022
  14. organic red

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    #kloppout
     
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    organic red, Mar 1, 2022
  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

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  16. organic red

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    Ibu not injured according to the Echo
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Hmmmm.. didn't train though? What's the skinny?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 7, 2022
  18. organic red

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    That's all I've 'eard guv............honest :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    organic red, Mar 7, 2022
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    OK....... 'Kept inside as a precaution' is the word
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Like a horse with a wheeze.
     
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