Transfer Rumours January window

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Now where did I say it was ALL down to ego Ponky ?

Nice essay btw would read again ...I enjoy a good fiction.

The point I was originally making was that in another team, VDB would have got more starting opportunities with the incumbents performing as poorly as United's were ... now get your cycle clips on, check your stabilizers aren't loose, don't pedal too fast .. and make sure you are back in plenty of time for your tea ... good lad ... it's alphabetti spaghetti ... your favourite

 

How Everton went on transfer deadline day.

 

You said it was down to the egos at Utd and due to that, Ole didn’t have the bottle to start him ahead of Pogba and Bruno.

Nice backtracking though flossy

Now if you’d have understood what you were being told in the first place instead of dismissing it as fiction, you wouldn’t be here getting schooled

 

Italian footballs **** mate.

Dafuk is that

I need one

 

If i was famous and could get away with diva behaviour I'd want two actual midgets in mine

 

Euro champs mait

 

It's a Ponkycycle ... only slightly less messy than a menstrual cycle

 

Awful take.

Not prem Champs mate.

 

Id call them front and back and make them do engine and skid noises at the appropriate times.

Obviously I'd pay them well for it.

 

And if they have kids or know any midget kids who need work they can be the stabalisers.

 

I bet it can’t do jumps

 

Yh but this can

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Or hire like 10 really obese people to walk on all day

Like a chain thing, one lays down then the rest run from the back to continue your path.

Could do it as a fitness promotion for virgin active.

 

Got rid of 3 players that have done **** all since 2019 so well pleased tbh

 

People rate Alli that much, really?

He's been dreadful.

 

Apart from the CL he was awful for Pochettino throughout 2019 until he was sacked.

Played well for Maureen for the first month then did nothing.

Did nothing under Mason.

Was not a first choice under Nuno.

Played a good game v Liverpool for Conte but was not a regular.

Hasn't been in an England squad in well over 2 years.

That's 6 managers.

Spurs fans liked the memories but were tired of waiting for him to "find his form".

Seems pundits know best though.

 

Maybe being 'spursy' rubbed off on him. Sure being at everton will finally break him