Something or someone will deflect the attention from yet another case of corruption at the highest level, like some lib dem or labour mp eating a cadburys cream egg the wrong way
Something or someone will deflect the attention from yet another case of corruption at the highest level, like some lib dem or labour mp eating a cadburys cream egg the wrong way
Ed Miliband would probably put it up his bum.
Thats the right wayEd Miliband would probably put it up his bum.
Thats the right way
Choices choicesYes, but fat end first or skinny end first?
Choices choices
I put a chocolate coated peanut up my bum once… it was a real Treet.
**** off.
What we talking about? Too many pages to read back. Is Johnson still a useless sex case who should be in prison rather than high office?
Wasn't that malteesersBut surely Treets melt in your mouth, not up your arse....
No it wasn'tWasn't that malteesers
Wasn't that malteesers
I think he also ruled out toblerone after an unfortunate incident with a duty free sized bar in an airport hotelMaltesers were the sweet with the less fattening centre. Clearly, Ubes ruled these out as unsuitable for his purposes...
No it wasn't
It was minstrels
Seems they pinched it off treets
Minstrels
They originally had the slogan "They melt in your mouth, not in your hands", featuring in 1980s British advertisements,[1][better source needed] the same slogan used in the UK for Treets in the 1960s, and for M&M's in the UK and US up to the 1990s.[2]
In line with Mars' re-branding, Minstrels were brought under the Galaxy brand and are now sold as "Galaxy Minstrels", referring to the use of Galaxy chocolate in them.
I think he also ruled out toblerone after an unfortunate incident with a duty free sized bar in an airport hotel
Maltesers were the sweet with the less fattening centre. Clearly, Ubes ruled these out as unsuitable for his purposes...
I believe the Milky Way had the less fattening centre
Milky Way was the sweet you can eat between meals!
And Topics were full of squirrel ****