Off Topic The Politics Thread

Something or someone will deflect the attention from yet another case of corruption at the highest level, like some lib dem or labour mp eating a cadburys cream egg the wrong way

 

Ed Miliband would probably put it up his bum.

 

And some ****er from the Sun would think it looked funny, catch it on film and stick it on the front page

 

Thats the right way

 

Yes, but fat end first or skinny end first?

 

Choices choices

 

I put a chocolate coated peanut up my bum once… it was a real Treet.

 

Getting into the depths of political debate. Come to think of it this whole thread reminds me of something

 

But surely Treets melt in your mouth, not up your arse....

 

**** off.

Probably.

 

Wasn't that malteesers

 

No it wasn't

It was minstrels
Seems they pinched it off treets

Minstrels
They originally had the slogan "They melt in your mouth, not in your hands", featuring in 1980s British advertisements,[1][better source needed] the same slogan used in the UK for Treets in the 1960s, and for M&M's in the UK and US up to the 1990s.[2]

In line with Mars' re-branding, Minstrels were brought under the Galaxy brand and are now sold as "Galaxy Minstrels", referring to the use of Galaxy chocolate in them.

 

Maltesers were the sweet with the less fattening centre. Clearly, Ubes ruled these out as unsuitable for his purposes...

 

I think he also ruled out toblerone after an unfortunate incident with a duty free sized bar in an airport hotel

 

Marianne Faithfull liked Mars bars.

 

I believe the Milky Way had the less fattening centre

 

Milky Way was the sweet you can eat between meals!

 

And Topics were full of squirrel ****

 

Ah, yes, that slogan must have sold Mars a fair few bars