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The Arnhem Bridge said:
I don't have anything to do with that. Any other ideas?

Maybe I could post a picture of my cock through her letterbox. That should cheer her up.
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Put it through the box and knock & if she sucks it great. if she freaks out you know its not gonna happen.
 
The Arnhem Bridge said:
Then I'd have to pay £100 to do that. At them prices I could arrange for a very good looking escort to come over instead.
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True... I dunno mate maybe wait a day or two see if the lad comes back. If you go around and try and she's knocks you back it'll potentially lead to awkward problems with your neighbours and that can escalate
 
I want Mackem Cock said:
True... I dunno mate maybe wait a day or two see if the lad comes back. If you go around and try and she's knocks you back it'll potentially lead to awkward problems with your neighbours and that can escalate
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I live in the best street in the world, mate. I've said it on here a couple times, there's rarely a problem and we all look after each other. I've even had a couple of them look after my house and what's in it when I've been in Scotland or Liverpool for a little while. We'll never have problems around here, we'd stamp it out straightaway if anything started to arise.
 
The Arnhem Bridge said:
I live in the best street in the world, mate. I've said it on here a couple times, there's rarely a problem and we all look after each other. I've even had a couple of them look after my house and what's in it when I've been in Scotland or Liverpool for a little while. We'll never have problems around here, we'd stamp it out straightaway if anything started to arise.
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My Street sucks I've got a grass two doors up and a bird protection wifey after that
 
I want Mackem Cock said:
My Street sucks I've got a grass two doors up and a bird protection wifey after that
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Gaffer tape some fireworks to his front windows and light them. Repeat until he ****s off and lives somewhere else.

The bird protection wifey is probably alright. She'll be one of them that just wants an easy life so make sure that's what she gets :)
 
The Arnhem Bridge said:
Gaffer tape some fireworks to his front windows and light them. Repeat until he ****s off and lives somewhere else.

The bird protection wifey is probably alright. She'll be one of them that just wants an easy life so make sure that's what she gets :)
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He's a retired bus driver and he hangs out his y fronts shamelessly. I hate the ****.
 
I want Mackem Cock said:
He's a retired bus driver and he hangs out his y fronts shamelessly. I hate the ****.
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For some reason I thought the grass was a middle aged bloke. You can't really force an O.A.P out. You'll just have to be extra careful about the way you do things.

Y-fronts <laugh>
 
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The Arnhem Bridge said:
Yeah of course, I put her bins out every week for her and she always smiles with a hello when she sees me. Maybe I'm the reason she's finishing with her bloke.

Not that I'm a deluded psycho or anything.
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If she's smiling you are halfway there bruv ... but keep in mind she knows where you live ... but on the bright side you won't need to hire a removal van when you move in <cheers>
 
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