Put it through the box and knock & if she sucks it great. if she freaks out you know its not gonna happen.
Not many can after rohypnol either but i don't think that's the start of a lasting relationship (unless it's in the cellar )
Then I'd have to pay £100 to do that. At them prices I could arrange for a very good looking escort to come over instead.
True... I dunno mate maybe wait a day or two see if the lad comes back. If you go around and try and she's knocks you back it'll potentially lead to awkward problems with your neighbours and that can escalate
I live in the best street in the world, mate. I've said it on here a couple times, there's rarely a problem and we all look after each other. I've even had a couple of them look after my house and what's in it when I've been in Scotland or Liverpool for a little while. We'll never have problems around here, we'd stamp it out straightaway if anything started to arise.
Gaffer tape some fireworks to his front windows and light them. Repeat until he ****s off and lives somewhere else. The bird protection wifey is probably alright. She'll be one of them that just wants an easy life so make sure that's what she gets
For some reason I thought the grass was a middle aged bloke. You can't really force an O.A.P out. You'll just have to be extra careful about the way you do things. Y-fronts
If she's smiling you are halfway there bruv ... but keep in mind she knows where you live ... but on the bright side you won't need to hire a removal van when you move in
