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Yeah he's not particularly fast but he looks like someones dad out there already. You know when the brains telling the body to do things it no longer can..

 

I can hear my next door neighbour screaming down the phone at her bloke telling him to leave her alone and she just wants to be on her own. She's decent as well, I'll be the one to put my arm around her shoulder.

 

Yeah, I'm going through that stage in life now, tbh

 

****e isn't it

 

Yeah, it's ****ing ****e. Think I should knock next door and ask if everything is alright?

 

I always though no one would beat fowlers speedy hatrick against the goons but it happened, mane at saints broke it if i remember right.

Big als wont last forever i dont think, nothing ever does

 

Do you think you could have the guy that might arrive?

 

Yeah he's a mug. He's from Teeside so probably a nonce to boot.

 

It might not but tbh its a bit misleading because he has about another 20 in the old 1st division does Shearer so really it's 280 top-flight goals.

 

Then go around... I assume you say hello etc?

 

Hoy a few lines doon her

 

Yeah of course, I put her bins out every week for her and she always smiles with a hello when she sees me. Maybe I'm the reason she's finishing with her bloke.

Not that I'm a deluded psycho or anything.

 

Was literally just ginna say go do that

I reckon goals to games is a good measure.

that probably makes alan look average

 

If you don't try you'll never know

 

I actually approve this terrible advice

 

Not really like a said last season Kane will slow down and he has.

 

No women can resist after that...

 

I don't have anything to do with that. Any other ideas?

Maybe I could post a picture of my cock through her letterbox. That should cheer her up.

 

Erm Don't take any just give her some