Neighbours, mine are ****s.

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Schlem Boogerman said:
You could be right.
Think ill get pissed up tonight and go around and put their windows in.
Just thinking, I need this filled in before I top it off...
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Make sure you get the pink peg out before you fill it in bud.
No doubt that will be her favourite one and she’ll never let you forget about it if you concrete over it.

What does your neighbour look like btw? Could do with some pics before I apportion blame.
 
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Quesadaad said:
Make sure you get the pink peg out before you fill it in bud.
No doubt that will be her favourite one and she’ll never let you forget about it if you concrete over it.

What does your neighbour look like btw? Could do with some pics before I apportion blame.
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She's a fat ****. Not sure removing the peg will be the solution.
I may need to dig deeper.
 
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Schlem Boogerman said:
She's a fat ****. Not sure removing the peg will be the solution.
I may need to dig deeper.
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Yeah but is she like Suzan Boyle fat, or Letitia Dean fat? Big difference mate. Bit vague just throwing out the ‘fat’ jibe.
If she’s really that bad, just invite her round for dinner.

<laugh><laugh> Just reminded me of this film <laugh><laugh>

Schlem junior passing round the hordeavours <laugh>

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Quesadaad said:
Yeah but is she like Suzan Boyle fat, or Letitia Dean fat? Big difference mate. Bit vague just throwing out the ‘fat’ jibe.
If she’s really that bad, just invite her round for dinner.

<laugh><laugh> Just reminded me of this film <laugh><laugh>

Schlem junior passing round the hordeavours <laugh>

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She's Suzie fat.
Dinner is a good idea.
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Ill stick it on the food thread later.
 

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Where the **** do you people live.
We have just had a midweek break and about an hour after getting home the neighbour dropped a parcel they took in for us.

even keep an eye on the place when away.
 
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Have thought of doing this thread a couple of times!

Pretty fortunate where we are, all three opposite and next door but one both sides have changed since we moved here and they are all a massive upgrade on the previous owners.

Similar age, all got kids, no mither with any of them. Either side of us are great too, older and so quiet as ****.

The old girl next door is 98 so not got long left. That's my biggest thing, who ends up next to us. Plus, when all these kids around us grow up, we're all going to be mobbed out by cars.


The two next door but one blokes are busy ****ers mind.
Same as Schlem said, alway DIY'ing in some shape or form and walking about in boardies all day.
They're like the shop keeper in Mr Ben too, soon as you're out the front one or other pops up on your shoulder to pap on about something.

Sometimes just want to get on with mowing the lawn like.

The bloke who used to live a across the street never so much as said hello in the four years we lived here before they thankfully ****ed off. Never even looked up.

Used to put his Christmas tree out on the driveway and it would stay there all year until the following Christmas, then he would get rid of that, buy a new one, and repeat every year.

Weird ****.
 
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Quesadaad said:
Yeah but is she like Suzan Boyle fat, or Letitia Dean fat? Big difference mate. Bit vague just throwing out the ‘fat’ jibe.
If she’s really that bad, just invite her round for dinner.

<laugh><laugh> Just reminded me of this film <laugh><laugh>

Schlem junior passing round the hordeavours <laugh>

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Saturday night Schlem and this thread combined has promise.
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Tbh I think she's made a right dick of herself.
She said my son called her a fat **** when he was with his fat mate. He doesn't have a fat mate. I think it's a case of mistaken identity.

In a separate incident when she said he was staring at her when she was driving.
She's just started driving one of these...
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I mean, if that car isn't designed to be stared at <laugh>
Still gonna put her windows in like.
 

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Schlem Boogerman said:
Tbh I think she's made a right dick of herself.
She said my son called her a fat **** when he was with his fat mate. He doesn't have a fat mate. I think it's a case of mistaken identity.

In a separate incident when she said he was staring at her when she was driving.
She's just started driving one of these...
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I mean, if that car isn't designed to be stared at <laugh>
Still gonna put her windows in like.
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Imagine your gaffer turning up with that as your company wheels, that you’d be paying tax on ffs.
 
Schlem Boogerman said:
Tbh I think she's made a right dick of herself.
She said my son called her a fat **** when he was with his fat mate. He doesn't have a fat mate. I think it's a case of mistaken identity.

In a separate incident when she said he was staring at her when she was driving.
She's just started driving one of these...
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I mean, if that car isn't designed to be stared at <laugh>
Still gonna put her windows in like.
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Have you considered aMolotov cocktail ?
 
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Just stab her and stop moaning about it yer fanny.

Tell yer kid that he will probably be a fat **** one day so show some respect.
 
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