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Neighbours, mine are ****s.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 25, 2021.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Dunno mate, has he ?
     
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  2. Edelman

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    After hes finished paving I believe
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    The brick?
     
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  5. Edelman

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    <yikes>
    <grr>
     
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  6. Diego

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    Bricking her windows can mean completely different things depending on if she wears glasses or not.
     
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  7. haslam

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    You've bricked her windows, had sex with her, finished your paving and/or buried her in it?

    If it's all 4 of the above then that's a productive evening in my book.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    This will end well. Anyone know the name of the local rag?
     
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  9. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    I think he means the paving is done.

    He's gone back to curtain twitching now.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Has he posted since then? Probs spent the night at the local nick.
     
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  11. Blueman

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Schlem the local ****in nut case and his son the local asbo causing mayhem <laugh>
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He probably posted a pic of his dick through the door
     
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  14. Edelman

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    Sounds like the estate on Shameless
     
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  15. brb

    brb CR250

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    I reckon Schlem finished his patio step last night, @Roy Munson style. I reckon he's hastely trying to dig his neighbour back up this morning.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My neighbours are cool, i only speak to 2 of em the old irish lady upstairs and gay danny next door. the rest just keep to themselves really.

    Theres an older black dude above me used to have the crackeheads in and out of his, buzzing at all hours and shouting up at his window when he didnt answer. but that **** stopped after i kept telling them to **** off. Blatantly taking advantage of him.

    Ive had the police here once when i 1st moved in for a noise complaint. Told them to **** off (quite loudly... A few times<laugh>) so im pretty sure my whole road knows im not a fan of em much :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. brb

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    I'm glad you looked after the old fella upstairs, well done mate, takes some balls these days with some of the nutters about. <ok>
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tbh bro it was more not having em outside my window (below his) and anywhere near my gaff why i said anything.

    One of em knocked my bathroom window before cos upstairs wouldn't answer <laugh><doh>

    That fuker has never been back cos i went out & told him if he ever knocks my fukin window again ill break a chooper off in his gut..

    Only way to chat to fiends.
     
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    Schlem lashing out coz some random gal coz she won’t give him the booty
     
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  20. brb

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    Loving the avatar mate. <laugh>
     
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