It's true though isn't it.. Literally every time you'll hear the neighbours saying things like " he was the nicest guy you could ever meet"
Neighbours, mine are ****s.
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It's true though isn't it.. Literally every time you'll hear the neighbours saying things like " he was the nicest guy you could ever meet"
Never trust a guy that's overly nice is the lesson I feel.
If he brings up your wheelie bin for you then you might have a serious problem
If he brings up your wheelie bin for you then you might have a serious problem
Well yeah, as serial killers rarely have distinguishing features like.
‘I always said to my Jack, that I was convinced he had multiple women buried under his gazebo”
So what made you attack your neighbour Mr Munson?
The creepy **** brought my wheelie bin up 3 weeks running, so I knew he was defo a serial killer and took things into my own hands like.
You're right btw I watch too many and its lead to me thinking literally everyone that offer me a cup of coffee is going to kill me
I remember ending up at someones House after a night out and they had a shrine of some actress on their wall and I quickly left the premises
Roy clubbing old ladies to death on his street because they waved at him as they passed him in his stolen garden.
All my neighbours are OK.
Just one that has a thing for drilling and stone cutting and likes hitting things with a hammer. He's always at it. One of those busy ****s. If he runs out of stuffto do he will knock something down just to build it again. His wife has two sausage dogs that bark all the time. One of those yappy ****ing barks too.
Basically he is mildly annoying and if I ever get my hands on either dog I will break their necks and throw them back over the fence.
Other than that we are good.
Just one that has a thing for drilling and stone cutting and likes hitting things with a hammer. He's always at it. One of those busy ****s. If he runs out of stuffto do he will knock something down just to build it again. His wife has two sausage dogs that bark all the time. One of those yappy ****ing barks too.
Basically he is mildly annoying and if I ever get my hands on either dog I will break their necks and throw them back over the fence.
Other than that we are good.
I’m like a King where I live
little children and old aunties happily take from my fruit trees in the summer months in exchange for smiles all year round
These people would step in front of a bullet for me, mothers send their little children to help carry my shopping, wash my car etc etc
One of my neighbours moved out so that my dealer could move in for convenience purposes
Got my hood on lock
little children and old aunties happily take from my fruit trees in the summer months in exchange for smiles all year round
These people would step in front of a bullet for me, mothers send their little children to help carry my shopping, wash my car etc etc
One of my neighbours moved out so that my dealer could move in for convenience purposes
Got my hood on lock
Sounds like you are possibly the problem, Schlem.
I get on great with everybody in my street. It's one big happy family. My next door neighbour is one of the best guys I've ever met. We always have a 5 or 10 minute chat and laugh, every day.
I get on great with everybody in my street. It's one big happy family. My next door neighbour is one of the best guys I've ever met. We always have a 5 or 10 minute chat and laugh, every day.
Saf's neighbour chatting...
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Yeah we do all that. I've got a big pear tree at the back of the garden and my neighbour helps himself to one every morning before he goes to work when it is bearing fruit. The guy also puts the wheelie bins out and I bring them in. He knows I'll always look out for him like, he's a top bloke.
I'm not like that anymore, mate.
I'm more like this these day
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Yeah man
it’s not hard being nice to people
Schlem is definitely the problem
his lad the same, like his ol’ man
I bet your dog is always on a lead as well
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Got to love that ^^ gif
You could be right.
Think ill get pissed up tonight and go around and put their windows in.
Just thinking, I need this filled in before I top it off...
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