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I’ve just noticed that Liz ‘Surgical’ Truss is not only Secretary of State for International Trade but also Minister for Women and Equalities (sic). I wonder which job she spends more time on?
Quiz time! Tick all that apply!
A) Lovely Liz is so incredibly clever that she needs two jobs to keep her occupied. She might get another one now she’s finished cutting and pasting the terms of EU trade deals with third countries into ‘our’ deals.
B) The government really doesn’t think that ‘women and equalities’ is worth the attention of a whole person, even if that person is Liz Truss
C) There is such a dearth of talent amongst the 364 Tory MPs that a few have to double up to stretch the intelligence round the jobs. The presence of Gavin Williamson, Robert Generic, Dominic Raab and Matt ‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ Handjob in the cabinet is a bit of a clue that this is a losing battle.
Surgical’s most telling comment on the ‘women and equalities’ portfolio since her appointment was that kids at her school in Leeds in the 1980s didn’t learn to read or write because too much time was spent discussion racism and sexism. She said that in a speech but the section was ‘redacted’ when it was published. Because it wasn’t true.
Just to see off the ‘usual suspects’ Labour’s front bench is just as stupid, and I don’t even know their names. To plagiarise Churchill, an empty cab drew up and Kier Starmer got out.
I’ve just noticed that Liz ‘Surgical’ Truss is not only Secretary of State for International Trade but also Minister for Women and Equalities (sic). I wonder which job she spends more time on?
Quiz time! Tick all that apply!
A) Lovely Liz is so incredibly clever that she needs two jobs to keep her occupied. She might get another one now she’s finished cutting and pasting the terms of EU trade deals with third countries into ‘our’ deals.
B) The government really doesn’t think that ‘women and equalities’ is worth the attention of a whole person, even if that person is Liz Truss
C) There is such a dearth of talent amongst the 364 Tory MPs that a few have to double up to stretch the intelligence round the jobs. The presence of Gavin Williamson, Robert Generic, Dominic Raab and Matt ‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ Handjob in the cabinet is a bit of a clue that this is a losing battle.
Surgical’s most telling comment on the ‘women and equalities’ portfolio since her appointment was that kids at her school in Leeds in the 1980s didn’t learn to read or write because too much time was spent discussion racism and sexism. She said that in a speech but the section was ‘redacted’ when it was published. Because it wasn’t true.
Just to see off the ‘usual suspects’ Labour’s front bench is just as stupid, and I don’t even know their names. To plagiarise Churchill, an empty cab drew up and Kier Starmer got out.

