Nice to see you still have comedy value AB Anyway lads... I hope smash those ****ing dirty spuds tomorrow. And I suspect you will, also that Cayabe fella looks very impressive I see a cheeky bid in January coming
He has been so impressive, excellent player. Our best summer signing by some distance. And for 6 mil - If you ask me he's a 20mil player and Carroll is a 10mil player. So basically overall you still robbed us of 11 mil. Thieving Geordie bastards
No he seems to have disappeared. We have Lucas that posts on our board though - I don't think it's him though as he spells his name Lucaaas!
Footballers who play the big man and think they're Billy Big Bollocks when they're off the pitch or squaring up to someone on it, then dropping like a sack of **** and crying like a little baby when someone brushes past them. Winds me up so much!!
The over use of words to the point they become meaningless examples - sorry/world class and awesome right another thread got me on this rant so here goes we'll start with the word sorry -someone says something you didn't quite hear so you say sorry but are you,no not really you couldn't really give a **** so why are you sorry.This word is used so many times it is now a nothing word you're walking down the street someone coming towards you,side steps you do the same the next thing you know you're doing the street dance but you say sorry why? there are probably better examples but i have a hangover -sorry (not really i had a bloody good time last night and earned this mother ****er of a hangover and am proud of it ) I'll kill 2 birds with 1 stone (due to lazyness more than anything else) awesome and world class Can't ****ing stand the term world class to me it's like the word awesome as in it's used that much to describe anything or anyone it has become meaningless. Like the other day when i was in the pub (i know all my stories revolve around drink) some bloke bought his mate a pint and on handing it to him his mate said awesome the urge to run up to him throw my pint over him then glass him in the throat while shouting 'the grand canyon is awesome not a ****ing drink you donkey' was overwhelming.Anyway i digress it has become the same for players,score a few goals,play well for a season (carroll) and some numpty pays 35m for you instantly making you a world class player to the media and pundits alike thus filtering down to the fans when in reality he's shyte. I need my meds
Awesome should only be used when something inspires awe, but the word has been tainted by the overuse and would just sound sarcastic...
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But you used the words "mother ****er" to put across the size of your hangover. Surely that's not a medical term.
