I tend to find that sticking my hand in their trolley and punching their box of eggs tends to relieve the stress caused by these morons. Crunching their packets of crisps or ripping their medium white sliced loaf apart also works. A last resort is to fill their trolley with anything you can get your hands on from the adjacent shelves..............................hope this helps
Don't blame you. I ****ing hate those self-scan machines in supermarkets too. PLEASE PLACE YOUR ITEM IN BAGGING AREA - *I place the item* PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE ** *Assistance comes and presses something and it sorts it* PLEASE SCAN YOUR NEXT ITEAM *I scan the item* PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I endured all of that last weekend so when I got back home I cracked open a beer to recover from the trauma. I hate shopping with a passion. Even for myself! Thank Christ for Amazon taking 90% of the strain for me this Xmas. For the first time ever I've pre-booked my Xmas delivery slot with Sainsburys and Asda so I don't have to stop myself throttling people or bludgening them to death with frozen goods.
To relieve boredom or stress when in a supermarket I can suggest playing "planters"? This is where you have a competion who can plant the most ridiculous item in a stranger's trolley without them realising.
I remember a few years ago shopping in Tesco with the missus the day after I'd a had a double hernia operation. I thought let's be sensible here and volunteer to push the trolley, therefore protecting nads, nob and groin from clumsy bastards carrying baskets. After a few shuffly type paces along the aisle my missus, who was walking behind me said " Oh..here's Ruth " (next door neighbour). I turned round just as the silly cow in front of me stopped abruptly with her trolley to look at something. It's the first time I've cried since I fell off me bike as a kid.
do about 99% of my shopping online (use amazon a lot as well) now and it's been a totally stress free experience so far even last xmas as long as you don't do it with a few weeks to go expecting it to get delivered.would recommend it to anyone. edit: will be doing the supermarket thing for xmas now you've pointed it out
Louis ****ing Walsh!!! The most insincere man on the planet. My wife and kids like watching Xfactor, but I can only sit there for a few minutes before I want to slap both of his faces!!
It's even worse when they're sitting next to you tapping their feet so vigorously that you own body vibrates in unison. Still, it's better than listening to morons talking crap on their mobiles all the way to London.
Yes, thank you referee. You've managed to ensure the better team lost. Please collect your blue shirt and 50,000 francs after the game. Honestly, though, rugby is becoming like football. No contact is allowed unless you put your opponent to bed gently. Although I'm English, I'm bloody seething.
Jeeeez just read the first few pages and seen the hatred towards Liverpool We're an alright bunch really Except that tosser KPR.
