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skalpel said:
You just got back from ASDA? <laugh>.

Seriously though, I couldn't agree more especially with idiots who stop dead in their tracks when walking.
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I tend to find that sticking my hand in their trolley and punching their box of eggs tends to relieve the stress caused by these morons. Crunching their packets of crisps or ripping their medium white sliced loaf apart also works.<ok>

A last resort is to fill their trolley with anything you can get your hands on from the adjacent shelves..............................hope this helps:laugh:
 
the secret ingredient in fat mikes pies said:
it got that bad i do all my grocery shopping on line now but it still makes my blood boil thinking about it <laugh>
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Don't blame you. I ****ing hate those self-scan machines in supermarkets too.

PLEASE PLACE YOUR ITEM IN BAGGING AREA -
*I place the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
*<doh>*
*Assistance comes and presses something and it sorts it*
PLEASE SCAN YOUR NEXT ITEAM
*I scan the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <grr> <grr>
 
simonbh7 said:
I tend to find that sticking my hand in their trolley and punching their box of eggs tends to relieve the stress caused by these morons. Crunching their packets of crisps or ripping their medium white sliced loaf apart also works.<ok>

A last resort is to fill their trolley with anything you can get your hands on from the adjacent shelves..............................hope this helps:laugh:
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<laugh>!!
 
skalpel said:
Don't blame you. I ****ing hate those self-scan machines in supermarkets too.

PLEASE PLACE YOUR ITEM IN BAGGING AREA -
*I place the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
*<doh>*
*Assistance comes and presses something and it sorts it*
PLEASE SCAN YOUR NEXT ITEAM
*I scan the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <grr> <grr>
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This, this, this!!!
 
the secret ingredient in fat mikes pies said:
when shopping people who are walking really slowly in front of you then for some reason only known to them they just stop dead in their tracks also supermarkets in general within 5 mins of walking into the place i'm ready to kill somebody some of the reasons are -the one above/staff too engrossed in a conversation between themselves to the point they ignore you when you say excuse me can you help/moving the ****ing shelves around just as you have a knowledge of where everything is after the last re-jigg e.g. go to the wine aisle to find it is now the dog food aisle/trolleys with a mind of their own/fat smelly people/kids screaming but their chav parent shouting even louder at them/your favourite food item discontinued due to lack of sales as the fat smelly chavs prefer crisps/check out assistants asking would you like bags even though you're stood there in just jeans and a t shirt "no i don't want ****ing bags as my party trick is juggling 75 various food items from the till to the ****ing car park" then when you say yes they give you 4 for the said 75 items <doh> <grr>
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I endured all of that last weekend so when I got back home I cracked open a beer to recover from the trauma.

I hate shopping with a passion. Even for myself! Thank Christ for Amazon taking 90% of the strain for me this Xmas.

For the first time ever I've pre-booked my Xmas delivery slot with Sainsburys and Asda so I don't have to stop myself throttling people or bludgening them to death with frozen goods.
 
To relieve boredom or stress when in a supermarket I can suggest playing "planters"?

This is where you have a competion who can plant the most ridiculous item in a stranger's trolley without them realising.
 
I remember a few years ago shopping in Tesco with the missus the day after I'd a had a double hernia operation. I thought let's be sensible here and volunteer to push the trolley, therefore protecting nads, nob and groin from clumsy bastards carrying baskets.

After a few shuffly type paces along the aisle my missus, who was walking behind me said " Oh..here's Ruth " (next door neighbour). I turned round just as the silly cow in front of me stopped abruptly with her trolley to look at something.

It's the first time I've cried since I fell off me bike as a kid.
 
skalpel said:
Don't blame you. I ****ing hate those self-scan machines in supermarkets too.

PLEASE PLACE YOUR ITEM IN BAGGING AREA -
*I place the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
*<doh>*
*Assistance comes and presses something and it sorts it*
PLEASE SCAN YOUR NEXT ITEAM
*I scan the item*
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <grr> <grr>
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these ****ing things <grr> i hate shopping thank god for the internet
 
overseasTOON said:
I endured all of that last weekend so when I got back home I cracked open a beer to recover from the trauma.

I hate shopping with a passion. Even for myself! Thank Christ for Amazon taking 90% of the strain for me this Xmas.

For the first time ever I've pre-booked my Xmas delivery slot with Sainsburys and Asda so I don't have to stop myself throttling people or bludgening them to death with frozen goods.
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do about 99% of my shopping online (use amazon a lot as well) now and it's been a totally stress free experience so far even last xmas as long as you don't do it with a few weeks to go expecting it to get delivered.would recommend it to anyone.

edit: will be doing the supermarket thing for xmas now you've pointed it out <ok>
 
overseasTOON said:
I endured all of that last weekend so when I got back home I cracked open a beer to recover from the trauma.

I hate shopping with a passion. Even for myself! Thank Christ for Amazon taking 90% of the strain for me this Xmas.

For the first time ever I've pre-booked my Xmas delivery slot with Sainsburys and Asda so I don't have to stop myself throttling people or bludgening them to death with frozen goods.
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I bet Santa Claus is pleased to hear that.
 
Louis ****ing Walsh!!!

The most insincere man on the planet. My wife and kids like watching Xfactor, but I can only sit there for a few minutes before I want to slap both of his faces!!
 
skalpel said:
Some arseholes even turn on their little portable speakers too, because obviously everybody needs to hear the hideous tripe they're listening to.
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It's even worse when they're sitting next to you tapping their feet so vigorously that you own body vibrates in unison. Still, it's better than listening to morons talking crap on their mobiles all the way to London.
 
Gogledd Cymru Toon said:
**** YOU ALAIN ROLAND*. YOU'VE CRUSHED AN ENTIRE COUNTRY'S DREAMS!!!

*French name too...
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Yes, thank you referee. You've managed to ensure the better team lost. Please collect your blue shirt and 50,000 francs after the game.

Honestly, though, rugby is becoming like football. No contact is allowed unless you put your opponent to bed gently. Although I'm English, I'm bloody seething.
 
Jeeeez just read the first few pages and seen the hatred towards Liverpool <yikes>

We're an alright bunch really <ok>

Except that tosser KPR.
 
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