Wouldnt be as much fun if it’s allowed
Sounds like a load of **** to me.
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Sounds like a load of **** to me.
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Two Scousers are riding a motorcycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Manchester. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride.
He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.
She calls for immediate backup and an armed response team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a motorcycle"...
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride.
He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.
She calls for immediate backup and an armed response team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a motorcycle"...
I think they’re all things they’ve had said to them or messaged to them, I know Bobbi’s was as she tweeted about it.
(You maybe knew that in which case ignore me!)
Quite unbelievable how uncouth, some morons can be.
Have you deliberately altered John's quote so that he sounds like Yoda?
