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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. DirtyLeeds

    DirtyLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I think the point is that homosexual sex is between two consenting adults, child abuse isn't.
     
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  2. OLOF

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    I know that :headbang:
    he said being homosexual was illegal 50 years ago, some deviants,
    want sex with children made legal today, I asked his take on that, and if he's into that kind of thing, where does your choice of sex stop.?
    My last post of the subject on this thread, take it to the not safe for snowflakes thread
     
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  3. DirtyLeeds

    DirtyLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Calm down dear.
     
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  4. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    **** off
     
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  5. DirtyLeeds

    DirtyLeeds Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  6. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Was going to post this on the politics thread, but there's no-one there. They're all fcukin' here making our lives a misery! :emoticon-0121-angry

    It just so happens that it's fitting for this cnut to appear on this thread anyway, as he's the biggest joke in the UK.

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  7. xbpod

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    I don't think even Boris is capable of wrestling that crown from Nicola Sturgeon
     
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  8. OLOF

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    They all piss in the same pot when it comes to stealing taxpayers money mate
     
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  9. Poly

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    I used to think like that, I also used to think that homosexuals were just making a sick choice like ****philes...

    Now I think differently

    I don't damn others for what they were with, neither physical appendages nor sexuality.
     
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  10. Poly

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    If only we had a politician as insightful as Donald Trump

    /s
     
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  11. oldschool

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    You have, but it's a potato..... and mashed at that
     
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  12. oldschool

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    Seriously the world has gone mad,stark raving mad....there are 2 sexes everything else is science fiction not interested if you are gay but you still have a penis or vagina not this non binary/ pan sexual/ don't want to identify load of garbage.....no wonder kids today are taking to the weed big time there brains must be in turmoil with all this pathetic data being tossed at them and as for being stuck in the 19th century well if this is the future for the world...beam me back Mr spock
     
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  13. Whitejock

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    Called that wrong, matey!

    Her popularity has risen incredibly since C19. She was REALLY popular before, hence the astonishment. Even my sister in law loves her now, & she hates everything the SNP stands for (& really, really hated Salmond). Indeed, she's even likely to vote SNP at the next election. For the first time ever. And she's not alone!

    The very simple fact that she appeared on tv every morning AND every evening for over a year to speak to the country, was so warmly received, you wouldn't believe it. Every day. Compare that to Boris the Bastard of Britain. Think he made 5 appearances in total. Certainly felt like it. She was even the first to joke about the lockdown haircut that she inflicted on herself.
     
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  14. oldschool

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    Well I for one hope Scots get the independence that wee krankie is pushing for and they can then live as they have voted .....on with the ballot and re join the e.u. which is I'm sure eager to gain one more member
     
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  15. wakeybreakyheart

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    What a daft post. Are you serious?
     
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  16. Whitejock

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    100%

    Ok, perhaps a little inaccurate. Boris the Bastard of Britain might have made 6 appearances. <sorry>
     
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  17. xbpod

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    I dare say Hitler was popular at some stage also.
     
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  18. oldschool

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    Nearly all Germany thought so.....around 80 million population,and krankie is nowhere near as persuasive methinks
     
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    My mate who's a builder was climbing down a ladder with a chimney pot on his shoulder.
    I thought he didn't look very well so I said "you don't look well pal I hope it's not covid "
    "I'm coming down with the flue. " Was the reply.
     
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    Three universities were tasked with the job of finding what purpose a man's "policeman's helmet" served during sex.

    Oxford University took six months at a cost of £2million and concluded it was to give pleasure to the male.

    Cambridge University took just over a year, cost £5millon and decided it was to give pleasure to the female.

    Dublin University took five minutes at a cost of fifty cents and decided it stopped your hand from sliding off the end...
     
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