Off Topic The Burly Arms

[Sucky]

****ing parra about the TV licensing fella behind undercover behind the counter bro

Lol

Its too personal.

I mean the whole world done fine with a simple queue before.

Then the yanks got all "we need to make our customers feel valued and appreciated so let's ask them thier names and that means they'll like coming to Starbucks more than Nero".. Smfd.

That. That's what ****s me off about it tbh.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Dont care, I'm there for a drink not to get friendly with some 19year old called Roberta.

Fukin annoys the life out of me that tbh

Just go to Costa instead. They don’t care what your name is.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Lol

Its too personal.

I mean the whole world done fine with a simple queue before.

Then the yanks got all "we need to make our customers feel valued and appreciated so let's ask them thier names and that means they'll like coming to Starbucks more than Nero".. Smfd.

That. That's what ****s me off about it tbh.

They just want to make sure you get the right latte, bro. But always give a fake name just in case.

 

[Sucky]

Just go to Costa instead. They don’t care what your name is.

Neros the place.


Nice coffee you can actually taste, no names.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Does anybody else stand looking in the fridge knowing that the first thing they pick for the day will decide how the rest of it goes? Ok I’ll eat the eggs but I really want the Rolo Yogurt and the Cheese Strings.

 

[Sucky]

They just want to make sure you get the right latte, bro. But always give a fake name just in case.

Bullshit excuse for fake overly nice yankery bollocks.

Its to make the customer feel like he's at his mates house or some ****. Makes me sick.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Neros the place.


Nice coffee you can actually taste, no names.

If Nero was a person it would be Maurizio Sarri. I have no place in Nero. Costa.

 

[Sucky]

Does anybody else stand looking in the fridge knowing that the first thing they pick for the day will decide how the rest of it goes? Ok I’ll eat the eggs but I really want the Rolo Yogurt and the Cheese Strings.

As a responsible adult you'll know that you have to eat eggs before sweets

 

[Sucky]

If Nero was a person it would be Maurizio Sarri. I have no place in Nero. Costa.

Costa coffee is better than starbocks but still weak imo.

Nero the kinda coffee the hulk would drink

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Bullshit excuse for fake overly nice yankery bollocks.

Its to make the customer feel like he's at his mates house or some ****. Makes me sick.

Speak for yourself. I’m taking Roberta out next week.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Costa coffee is better than starbocks but still weak imo.

Nero the kinda coffee the hulk would drink

You must live within five minutes of fifty places that do better coffee than any of them.

 

[Sucky]

Speak for yourself. I’m taking Roberta out next week.

Shes one of those men hating Italian goth lezzerz mate.

 

[Tobes]

Bullshit excuse for fake overly nice yankery bollocks.

Its to make the customer feel like he's at his mates house or some ****. Makes me sick.

You must have a really embarrassing name to get this wound up about some ****er wanting to write it on a coffee cup, to ensure you get the right one.

Large Latte for Sebastian.

 

[Sucky]

You must live within five minutes of fifty places that do better coffee than any of them.

Yeh loads but Tel ain't gonna know them is he

 

[Sucky]

You must have a really embarrassing name to get this wound up about some ****er wanting to write it on a coffee cup, to ensure you get the right one.

Large Latte for Sebastian.

You lot ain't listening.

Its not about the name, it's about the personal invasion of my soul to make me buy more coffee.

You man are obviously brainwashed

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Costa coffee is better than starbocks but still weak imo.

Nero the kinda coffee the hulk would drink

The gay hulk.

 

[brb]

"Large lartay please"

"grande?"

"Yeh man whatever"

"Name? "

"Ffs... Can I just have the coffee or is tha name part of the transaction?

" Well I need your name to put on the cup "

"right yeah... Erm go for Ellis swainwright the 3rd"

"eh"?

"just put Jon"

"Grande latte for jon"

"just gimmie the fukin drink ya ****"


Hate that ****

 

[Tobes]

You lot ain't listening.

Its not about the name, it's about the personal invasion of my soul to make me buy more coffee.

You man are obviously brainwashed

I make my own coffee, so NEA, but I’d probably not cry if I got asked what my name was in a shop like.

 

[Sucky]

The gay hulk.

Irrelevant

 

[Sucky]

I make my own coffee, so NEA, but I’d probably not cry if I got asked what my name was in a shop like.

That the diff between me and you Tobes I aint having that ****, and you you just gave your name to Starbucks and now you're thier fuking mate.

And they have you