Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'm in the dog house this morning. Had a few beers last night and apparently I snored like a foghorn and woke the missus up.

I don't actually remember snoring, so this is a bit of a Schrodinger's Cat situation.

Don't think it'll go down too well if I tell her I don't remember snoring though. Some things are best left unsaid

 

Not a lot you can do about it.

 

That was funny last night. I'm not surprised you are in the dog house, the psychology of you was amusing to watch. So much more fun being sober.

 

I could probably not get pissed and play dancehall bangers at 2am, but where's the fun in that ?

 

Zactly.

 

put a small lump of soap on their lip and they blow soap bubbles all night and wake up with a dreadful urge to vomit .




allegedly

 

It's nice to have a few beers and a smoke after work on a saturday. Fortunately I don't make a habit of doing that, otherwise I reckon I'd be sleeping up on the moors in my Bivvy before long.

Anyway, this is all inconsequential compared to how @Libby must be feeling this morning

 

Oh jeez, yeah wouldn't want to be feeling like @Libby right now. You guise make him worse, because you encourage him. Well, at least @Tobes did lay his options out for him.

 

Looks like I went to bed at the wrong time last night.

 

I think I last saw him on here when he was 14 cans in and contemplating getting a bag of nose.

 

Bit like when @PINKIE asked me if I ever inhale - I knew then he was well gone, aint been asked that since I was a teenager.

 

I was getting a bit worried about him by that stage.

 

Yeah you never got back to me about that ?

 

Just gave the dog a haircut and a bath, she's not happy.

 

You have to post a photo, otherwise Fosse gets the strops

 

It's an outside kinda day.

 

Turn your handbag upside down and give it a good shake, Luv

don’t want no excess hairs in it

 

she does look a tad peeved

 

The old insomnia ****ed me clean up last night. Didn’t get to sleep until about 2, woke up again at 3.30. Got up, pottered around until about 5, went back to bed, fell asleep then got woken with absolute muthafucking cramp about 6.30, got up again, had a coffee, and back to bed at 7, finally got some Z’s until about 11.

Even the strongest sleeping pills don’t really cut it anymore, I can finally understand how old MJ the nonce ended up on his ‘milk’ IV anaesthetic ffs.