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  1. Sucky

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    Lol

    Its too personal.

    I mean the whole world done fine with a simple queue before.

    Then the yanks got all "we need to make our customers feel valued and appreciated so let's ask them thier names and that means they'll like coming to Starbucks more than Nero".. Smfd.

    That. That's what ****s me off about it tbh.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    Just go to Costa instead. They don’t care what your name is.
     
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    They just want to make sure you get the right latte, bro. But always give a fake name just in case.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Neros the place.


    Nice coffee you can actually taste, no names.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

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    Does anybody else stand looking in the fridge knowing that the first thing they pick for the day will decide how the rest of it goes? Ok I’ll eat the eggs but I really want the Rolo Yogurt and the Cheese Strings.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Bullshit excuse for fake overly nice yankery bollocks.

    Its to make the customer feel like he's at his mates house or some ****. Makes me sick.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    If Nero was a person it would be Maurizio Sarri. I have no place in Nero. Costa.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    As a responsible adult you'll know that you have to eat eggs before sweets
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Costa coffee is better than starbocks but still weak imo.

    Nero the kinda coffee the hulk would drink
     
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    Speak for yourself. I’m taking Roberta out next week.
     
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    You must live within five minutes of fifty places that do better coffee than any of them.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Shes one of those men hating Italian goth lezzerz mate.
     
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    You must have a really embarrassing name to get this wound up about some ****er wanting to write it on a coffee cup, to ensure you get the right one.

    Large Latte for Sebastian.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Yeh loads but Tel ain't gonna know them is he
     
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  15. Sucky

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    You lot ain't listening.

    Its not about the name, it's about the personal invasion of my soul to make me buy more coffee.

    You man are obviously brainwashed
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    The gay hulk.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    I make my own coffee, so NEA, but I’d probably not cry if I got asked what my name was in a shop like.
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Irrelevant
     
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  20. Sucky

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    That the diff between me and you Tobes I aint having that ****, and you you just gave your name to Starbucks and now you're thier fuking mate.

    And they have you
     
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