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Match Day Thread Dr Jones vs Woy

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Feb 1, 2021.

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How many times will Zaha hit the deck and roll around like a fanny?

Poll closed Feb 8, 2021.
  1. 5-9

    9.5%
  2. 10-15

    19.0%
  3. 16-20

    9.5%
  4. 21-25

    4.8%
  5. 26-30

    57.1%
  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You can't still be pissing and moaning a day later man Welshie. You're meant to be a bloke.

    Its like having another of my missus - is ACS railing you too? I'll tell you the same as I tell her. I'd love to spend more time with you, but this construction work isn't gonna take care of itself. So you go enjoy Chaos's mustard mayo and I'll ensure that all these asylum seekers have nice warm homes to arrive to.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whenever I get the chance mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I didn't read the second bit mate as i just don't have the inclination.

    was just interested in coaxing you out so we can negotiate, I dont want an Israel-Palestine situation on the board. the place is far too small for that sorta behaviour. We can get onto topic A of us both referring to each other as ****s if you like?

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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't believe you. I think you did read and are now furiously masturbating to the thought of mustard mayo.

    But aye you're a ****, just like the rest of the ****s on here <ok>
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Peace in our times

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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Come on Sheff Utd. Please win today.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Reckon if we win today we are safe tbh, it's a hefty ****ing gap and we have proven we can string together a few results even after a turgid run.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Sheff Utd win or draw and we win. The gap is big.

    Im watching their match because i want to see Sam’s face when they lose.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I reckon it will be a draw, Sheff Utd have gotten themselves two surprise wins, the one against us was the worst performance from a Newcastle team in over 10 years. Our manager should of gotten shotgunned to the face for that performance alone.

    Point being - Sheff Utd are deceptively ****.

    West Brom are right were they belong, they're ****ing dire.

    Draw will be fair based on the teams.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If Newcastle lose tonight there's only one answer for Steve Bruce

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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    5 inches in Consett.
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    West Brom have got nothing, ****ing dreadful.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    That **** is good <applause> <laugh>
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "I suppose this is where the diamond formation started, is it?!" I love that, like he's absolutely bemused by it and therefore hates it like poison <laugh>
     
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    Right down to his cup with **** on it
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Unchanged side Clark in for lacelles

    No max
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Our mans on the job

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  19. Welshie

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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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