Match Day Thread Dr Jones vs Woy

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How many times will Zaha hit the deck and roll around like a fanny?

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Welshie said:
I know, he's way too upbeat for my liking

usually by 4 he's going into depth about the the eventual collapse of all goodness in this world.

@Warm Pouch returned to his cave today or?
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You can't still be pissing and moaning a day later man Welshie. You're meant to be a bloke.

Its like having another of my missus - is ACS railing you too? I'll tell you the same as I tell her. I'd love to spend more time with you, but this construction work isn't gonna take care of itself. So you go enjoy Chaos's mustard mayo and I'll ensure that all these asylum seekers have nice warm homes to arrive to.
 
Warm Pouch said:
You can't still be pissing and moaning a day later man Welshie. You're meant to be a bloke.

Its like having another of my missus - is ACS railing you too? I'll tell you the same as I tell her. I'd love to spend more time with you, but this construction work isn't gonna take care of itself. So you go enjoy Chaos's mustard mayo and I'll ensure that all these asylum seekers have nice warm homes to arrive to.
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I didn't read the second bit mate as i just don't have the inclination.

was just interested in coaxing you out so we can negotiate, I dont want an Israel-Palestine situation on the board. the place is far too small for that sorta behaviour. We can get onto topic A of us both referring to each other as ****s if you like?

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Welshie said:
I didn't read the second bit mate as i just don't have the inclination.

was just interested in coaxing you out so we can negotiate, I dont want an Israel-Palestine situation on the board. the place is far too small for that sorta behaviour. We can get onto topic A of us both referring to each other as ****s if you like?

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I don't believe you. I think you did read and are now furiously masturbating to the thought of mustard mayo.

But aye you're a ****, just like the rest of the ****s on here <ok>
 
Warm Pouch said:
I don't believe you. I think you did read and are now furiously masturbating to the thought of mustard mayo.

But aye you're a ****, just like the rest of the ****s on here <ok>
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Peace in our times

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Reckon if we win today we are safe tbh, it's a hefty ****ing gap and we have proven we can string together a few results even after a turgid run.
 
Welshie said:
Reckon if we win today we are safe tbh, it's a hefty ****ing gap and we have proven we can string together a few results even after a turgid run.
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Sheff Utd win or draw and we win. The gap is big.

Im watching their match because i want to see Sam’s face when they lose.
 
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Geordieginola said:
Sheff Utd win or draw and we win. The gap is big.

Im watching their match because i want to see Sam’s face when they lose.
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I reckon it will be a draw, Sheff Utd have gotten themselves two surprise wins, the one against us was the worst performance from a Newcastle team in over 10 years. Our manager should of gotten shotgunned to the face for that performance alone.

Point being - Sheff Utd are deceptively ****.

West Brom are right were they belong, they're ****ing dire.

Draw will be fair based on the teams.
 
If Newcastle lose tonight there's only one answer for Steve Bruce

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"I suppose this is where the diamond formation started, is it?!" I love that, like he's absolutely bemused by it and therefore hates it like poison <laugh>
 
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