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Match Day Thread Dr Jones vs Woy

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Feb 1, 2021.

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How many times will Zaha hit the deck and roll around like a fanny?

Poll closed Feb 8, 2021.
  1. 5-9

    9.5%
  2. 10-15

    19.0%
  3. 16-20

    9.5%
  4. 21-25

    4.8%
  5. 26-30

    57.1%
  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Think we will win actually
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Draw I think
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    This is the exact reason why we take offence to the pundits and their opinion of our expectations. We just want football to entertain us. Win lose or draw, as long as we try. That’s all that matters.

    Lifes **** enough and we look forward to them small moments of ecstasy that we share with people we don’t even know behind a common love for a club!

    That’s what being a fan is about..... hope!
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Hope they locked Cabbage Heed outside of the dressing room before the prematch talk.

    Increase our chance of victory tenfold
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Should lace his bacon with laxatives then when he's on the toilet they can then have their chats
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Bruce is standing there given his 60th identical prematch lines and jones is just next to him like

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Same again lads!!
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Don't like Jermaine Penis as a pundit, he's as dull as Michael Owen
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Howay you black and white bastards
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    SHELVEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    Jonjo :afro:
     
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  13. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey is mint like!
     
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  14. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    In Graeme we trust
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Bruce's buster blood vessel
     
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  16. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Get ASM on now and let’s punish these ****ers!!!
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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  18. cronemeister

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    All hail the Jones!
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    just look at the stats

    65% possession <laugh>
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    We’ve always loved Jojo...err Jonjon...err whatever he’s called, we’ve always loved him.

    <badger>
     
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