What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[PINKIE]

Mate you could hire Ramsey in to do your food and still get pelters.

You getting touchy is funny though.

I thought you were the one getting touchy.

I was eating my Risotto

 

[Peej]

Said this months ago, man talks like he just walked out of a shelter thinking the blitz was still going on

but has a young child and another on the way

so why's he chatting like a 60 odd year old?

mans an enigma

or a ****ing ******

Mans living in your head. Never made comments on you bruh, no interest in you to be honest.

 

[luvgonzo]

I thought you were the one getting touchy.

I was eating my Risotto

No mate, have read back when you've calmed down.

 

[PINKIE]

Think he was taking the piss bri. Looked like it had been sat in a Polishman’s bait box since March.

To be fair, I think that cheese is about 3 years old.

 

[Sucky]

Said this months ago, man talks like he just walked out of a shelter thinking the blitz was still going on

but has a young child and another on the way

so why's he chatting like a 60 odd year old?

mans an enigma

or a ****ing ******

It might not be his bruv.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

To be fair, I think that cheese is about 3 years old.

You dirty old bastard.

 

[PINKIE]

No mate, have read back when you've calmed down.

Seems years of cooking criticism has got your nerves frayed bro.

 

[Chief]

I'll show you

You don't need to mate, just go back the odd hundred pages, I post an omelette periodically.

 

[PINKIE]

You don't need to mate, just go back the odd hundred pages, I post an omelette periodically.

Fluffy ?

I love a fluffy omelette. Fills you up without feeling bloated.

 

[Sucky]

You don't need to mate, just go back the odd hundred pages, I post an omelette periodically.

Pah!

Mini omelette

 

[Welshie]

Mans living in your head. Never made comments on you bruh, no interest in you to be honest.

Knew if I poked you you'd reveal you're a ****house, can't even stick me on ignore.

It might not be his bruv.

no "might" about it mate

 

[Sucky]

Fluffy ?

I love a fluffy omelette. Fills you up without feeling bloated.

Bro you want a real one come to me Yeh. I got you

 

[Sucky]

Knew if I poked you you'd reveal you're a ****house, can't even stick me on ignore.



no "might" about it mate

Bet it's you init @FosseFilberto

 

[Peej]

It might not be his bruv.

def mine, keep the Mrs tied to a cold radiator in the spare room for last 5 years

 

[Welshie]

def mine, keep the Mrs tied to a cold radiator in the spare room for last 5 years

If it comes out a little darker than you expected, bit of deep black hair on its head

we know the culprit @Spurlock

 

[Peej]

Knew if I poked you you'd reveal you're a ****house, can't even stick me on ignore.



no "might" about it mate

Jeez bro. You are blander than a @PINKIE risotto.

 

[PINKIE]

Bro you want a real one come to me Yeh. I got you

I'm up for that. The secret to my fluffy omelette is not to have the pan too high, you want it to cook through without flipping it, but it needs to be stacked high with fluff and not too browned on the bottom.

Will post up pics in the morning starting with me chasing the chicken round the yard.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Bet it's you init @FosseFilberto

Fosse’s been slottin Peej’s crumpet.

 

[PINKIE]

Jeez bro. You are blander than a @PINKIE risotto.

No need to get all emo on me bro. That Risotto was ****ing bangin

 

[PINKIE]

Fosse’s been slottin Peej’s crumpet.

Fosse been slottin the packet of polenta left in the cupboard. Man's an animal.