What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I thought you were the one getting touchy.

I was eating my Risotto

 

Mans living in your head. Never made comments on you bruh, no interest in you to be honest.

 

No mate, have read back when you've calmed down.

 

To be fair, I think that cheese is about 3 years old.

 

It might not be his bruv.

 

You dirty old bastard.

 

Seems years of cooking criticism has got your nerves frayed bro.

 

You don't need to mate, just go back the odd hundred pages, I post an omelette periodically.

 

Fluffy ?

I love a fluffy omelette. Fills you up without feeling bloated.

 

Pah!

Mini omelette

 

Knew if I poked you you'd reveal you're a ****house, can't even stick me on ignore.

no "might" about it mate

 

Bro you want a real one come to me Yeh. I got you

 

Bet it's you init @FosseFilberto

 

def mine, keep the Mrs tied to a cold radiator in the spare room for last 5 years

 

If it comes out a little darker than you expected, bit of deep black hair on its head

we know the culprit @Spurlock

 

Jeez bro. You are blander than a @PINKIE risotto.

 

I'm up for that. The secret to my fluffy omelette is not to have the pan too high, you want it to cook through without flipping it, but it needs to be stacked high with fluff and not too browned on the bottom.

Will post up pics in the morning starting with me chasing the chicken round the yard.

 

Fosse’s been slottin Peej’s crumpet.

 

No need to get all emo on me bro. That Risotto was ****ing bangin

 

Fosse been slottin the packet of polenta left in the cupboard. Man's an animal.