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Off Topic Shaving??

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 28, 2020.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Anyone get one of these for Christmas?
    Are we a grooming, not the ***** type, board or hairy ???
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    The SmoothNuts razor is designed for manscaping in the most sensitive areas and is suitable for shaving your heard, body and even your balls! Our unique blades ensure that your skin is protected and the specifically engineered blades cut through coarse or thick hair whilst reducing pulling, tugging, nicks or cuts.

    The razor has a rubberised surface which provides a comfortable, non-slip, shave in the wettest of conditions, making it effective in those hard to reach zones.

    Wet & Dry

    The SmoothNuts razor is 100% waterproof so it's safe to use in the shower for added comfort and convenience. This makes it very easy to clean, simply rinse under running water and you can use the brush to remove any hair from the blade.

    All types of manscaping covered

    The SmoothNuts razor is suitable for shaving the head, beard, chest and balls. The razor arrives with 2 adjustable combs which offer 4 shaving lengths if you'd rather keep things trim as opposed to clean shaven. The combs arrive in 3mm, 6mm, 9mm & 12mm.

    Blades

    The snap-in blades are easy to change, providing easy cleaning and a hygienic way to shave. We recommend changing the blades every 3 months for consistent results. Each

    SmoothNuts razor contains 1 x blade and you can select additional blades to include with your order.
     
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  2. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    What’s wrong with a proper bladed wet shave?

    Wimp
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    The image of you in a Turkish barbers with your legs flailed out on the counter is an image that will stay with me den!!!
     
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  4. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Who the **** came up with 'manscaping'?
     
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  5. highpeak tiger

    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    I suppose it's better than bollock trimming.
     
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  6. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Prickly subject,could land you in a whole load of stubble.
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Modern ones use stirrups.
     
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  8. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Comparing Turkish barbers to British ones, is like comparing the Morris Marina to a Datsun.
     
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  9. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    how do they get the stirrups sharp enough to shave with??
     
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  10. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    as in comparing two things that are total crap?
     
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  11. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    As in comparing something that was streets ahead (sometimes literally) of something else in time gone by.
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    It's splashing the Brut on afterwards that is the riskiest part.
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Don’t ruin the image that Chazz has already filed away in his ‘bank’ for later
     
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  14. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Chazz got Lynx Africa again.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    In that case I presume you are saying that the Datsun was streets ahead of the Marina. The latter often appears in "worst ever" lists, sometime at #1.
     
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  16. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    You've got there, unlike the Marina.
     
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  17. Brucebones

    Brucebones Well-Known Member

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    When I was at school, a mate’s dad was a mechanic & drove a Marina & an Allegro, he also had numerous scrap Allegros in his yard.
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I used to have cc a Datsun sunny
    Brilliant engine but if you lifted the floor mat you could see the road underneath!
     
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  19. spesupersydera

    spesupersydera Well-Known Member

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    My first car was a Hillman Imp, I bought it with 3 months mot and no chance of passing another - it was like a colander when it rained, came up through the floor, window seals and run off channels that ran into the car instead of off it! Drove it one really serious downpour and chose to stop and shelter in a shop doorway rather than drive it <laugh>
     
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  20. Blaknamberblood

    Blaknamberblood Well-Known Member

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    Only on here can you go from trimming ones nads to a fkn Hillman Imp .. just makes ya wanna keep on coming back :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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