Oooh oooh, an excuse for an old joke. After the first time her and Adam had had sex, Eve went down to the water to wash her bits. God looked down and cried "I didn't want fish to smell like that".
Whale meat again, don't know where whale meat again, but I know whale meat again one sunny day. Vera Lynn
A funeral's not the obvious place to go out on the pull, but what the hell... please log in to view this image
Brexit deal - can someone check to see if it's still compulsory to watch Jason and the Argonauts at xmas. Thanks.
A mate of mine 'pulled' at my Dad's funeral with a mate of my Sister and they're still together after two and a half years. I reckon my Dad was up there matchmaking. True story.
You’ve gone and done it now Chazz will be spending half his life smothered in Brut and hanging round Crem !
Someone was reading out one of those personality quiz things, which I am sure everyone knows are absolute rubbish. It had a question about a funeral. It was something along the lines of: At her Aunties funeral, a girl met a bloke she really liked, but didn't get their contact details, so she went home and killed her uncle...why? It just seemed obvious to me and I was surprised at some of the answers others were giving, and they looked odd at me for coming up with my answer straight away. Have a think about why you think she did it before you read on.... I said it was obviously a way of getting to see the bloke at the next funeral. Apparently, it was a psychopath test. I told you they were rubbish.
