Bloke gets wrecked on desert island, he’s the only one on there.
Next day someone else gets wrecked there and it turns out to be a woman. Bloke goes down to say hello and finds out it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. He thinks, fantastic, I’m in here, and she says,
“There’s just the two of us here, how about we make this a friendly and a physical relationship?”
He thinks, bloody hell, that’s marvellous that, stranded on a desert island, having it off with Michelle Pfeiffer.
So he’s doing this for about two or three days, and he says to her,
“You couldn’t put a false moustache on, could you, draw it out of the embers of the fire, then put this hat on and let me call you Frank?”
She thinks it’s a bit weird but agrees anyway, puts the hat and moustache on and says,
“Hey, it’s me, Frank, how you doing?”
And he turns around and says,
“Hey Frank, you’ll never guess who I’m shaggin’…”
