Coronavirus

[Archers Road]

If I drink enough, time will fly by and before you know it, I’m 50

That’s pretty much exactly what happened to me tbh. Did loads of **** in between, but forgot most of it due to having been pissed as a fart for 25 years.

No regrets though mate.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I prefer chestnut stuffing and a butter baste myself like ...

How do you **** that?

 

[FosseFilberto]

THE 12 MONTHS OF BORIS...

January: No need to be alarmed. It's a Chinese bug. We're bloody British.

February: It appears that the Italians can catch it too, but they rolled over to the Nazis in the war so it's to be expected.

March: Errrr, it looks like we can catch it after all. However, there's no need to panic, just stay two metres apart and sing happy birthday whilst washing your hands.

April: We could do with around 60% of you catching it, but you'll probably kill your gran in the process. This is becoming somewhat of a pickle we're in.

May: Yeah, we've totally ****ed it guys. It's spreading quicker than a 5g conspiracy. Stay the **** away from everyone unless you fancy popping out for a McDonald's.

June: You can definitely maybe get away with sitting within a metre of a perfect stranger in the park, but meeting up with a friend will lead to certain death.

July: You may get back in the pub, but only for essential drinks. Feel free to chat bubbles with a random in the smoking area, but leave immediately if you see a member of your family, or face arrest.

August: Eat out to help out! Every single UK citizen simply must rush out to do all the things we've asked you not to do for the last few months. It's your duty, and here's a tenner on us for your efforts.

September: You ghastly, little cretins! Who the **** told you to go out and spread the virus like that again? Have you listened to a bloody word we've said? Don't even come at me with your crocodile tiers, bro.

October: Work from home again unless your place of work has a till.

November: You can go and get your muff waxed and do a bit of Christmas shopping with thousands of others, however, attendance restricted pubs, bars and restaurants still pose too much of a risk to mingle in.

December: Christmas is cancelled. See you all again in the new year for more absolute ****ery, you shower of ****s.

 

[Solid Air]

If I make it up there this week, It’ll be to put some manure down. Just a bit of winter kale and spinach to pick up, not worth fighting the zombies for that if the apocalypse kicks off early.

I’ll be up there patrolling with an air rifle and a crossbow in the spring though

from now on my mental image of you will be that of a tooled up psychic Worzel Grummidge

 

[Archers Road]

How do you **** that?

First you have to buy it half a dozen rum n cokes

 

[Solid Air]

First you have to buy it half a dozen rum n cokes

 

[brb]

Anyway will give my view on the French action. It is damaging and unneccesary without any regard for the consequences. This will be damaging to the French themselves along with the fresh produce from Spain and Italy, the latter two countries that can least afford it.

This new strain of the virus via media sources is supposed to have been known to us for at least a week, I would suggest it has been around for at least two months. That is evident in the number of cases in Kent and Medway, also in 62% of transmission rates within London, now with Scotland reporting cases. Hence the new strain of virus without doubt will already be in Europe.

For the French to take such action without warning is at the very least crass.

It's said a resoltution will be found within hours, so why the fook didn't the French wait, discuss with their other EU counterparts regarding appropriate steps to take before implementing this reckless action.

I've no problem with the travel ban, my problem is with them halting freight through the ports, especially when most truck drivers isolate via their cabs. Along with the lack of thought or regard for their welfare.

Boris is not to blame for this, our government is not to blame for this, it's just the French being a total bunch of ****ers.

Merry Fooking Christmas.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

This new strain of the virus via media sources is supposed to have been known to us for at least a week, I would suggest it has been around for at least two months. That is evident in the number of cases in Kent and Medway, also in 62% of transmission rates within London, now with Scotland reporting cases. Hence the new strain of virus without doubt will already be in Europe.

Am I imagining it, or did I not read somewhere that the Dutch and Australians have also confirmed that they have identified the new strain?

I'm sure it's global already, it's just that Britain were the first to identify it.

 

[brb]

Am I imagining it, or did I not read somewhere that the Dutch and Australians have also confirmed that they have identified the new strain?

I'm sure it's global already, it's just that Britain were the first to identify it.

I think there is various strains of it mate, this one unique to us....but i've not followed the various strains that closely tbph.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

K. First article doing a google. Similar strains yes.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...t-denmark-netherlands-australia-b1776984.html


It always seemed likely new strains would appear. Several of the viruses that cause the common cold are coronaviruses. Every time someone has covid and the cold at the same time (which has to happen a lot) there is a risk of the two coronaviruses exchanging genes.

 

[Saf]

Good to see you on here mate. It's been a tough ****ter this year, even more so when it affects close family, take care.

Thanks, mate. Appreciate it. I'm back in Liverpool now until next year, I've just got some free time so I thought I'd pop on and see how things are going on here. I've actually missed you guys

All the best to you and yours. Not long now and we'll have our jabs. Keep safe until then

 

[PINKIE]

If you find Audrey Tautou on your travels try and persuade her that SE London in Château RCL is lovely this time of year

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Whats the film where she gets her baps out called again ?

 

[PINKIE]

Thanks, mate. Appreciate it. I'm back in Liverpool now until next year, I've just got some free time so I thought I'd pop on and see how things are going on here. I've actually missed you guys

All the best to you and yours. Not long now and we'll have our jabs. Keep safe until then

Good to hear from you bro. How’s your old man doing ? Hope you can both make the best of Christmas together.

here’s to a positive 2021 mate

 

[pieguts]

I think there is various strains of it mate, this one unique to us....but i've not followed the various strains that closely tbph.

I think I’ve read that there have been several strains which have been identified since the initial COVID outbreak. From the way it read, this is usual?
I guess the thing that sets this particular strain apart from the others is the rapid transmission rate. I believe this strain has been reported in Germany so I don’t think it’s unique to the UK.

 

[brb]

I think I’ve read that there have been several strains which have been identified since the initial COVID outbreak. From the way it read, this is usual?
I guess the thing that sets this particular strain apart from the others is the rapid transmission rate. I believe this strain has been reported in Germany so I don’t think it’s unique to the UK.

I agree. I probably used 'unique' to avoid being interpreted as blaming others. My suspicion as you highlight, that this strain is already in other parts of Europe.

 

[Solid Air]

Good to hear from you bro. How’s your old man doing ? Hope you can both make the best of Christmas together.

here’s to a positive 2021 mate

i'm hoping for a negative 2021 myself

 

[remembercolinlee]

Whats the film where she gets her baps out called again ?

No idea mate...saw her in Amelie and A Very Long Engagement. She looks like Audrey Hepburn. Had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.

 

[Saf]

Good to hear from you bro. How’s your old man doing ? Hope you can both make the best of Christmas together.

here’s to a positive 2021 mate

Love the banter, mate

My Dad's alright the big fanny. He's got an oxygen thingy in the house to help him because he struggles to catch his breath quite badly from time to time. I've got a feeling he's ****ed long term from this but hopefully not because he's a massive gambler like myself and we want to do the Grand National and everything together to make up for lost time.

 

[Tobes]

Anyway will give my view on the French action. It is damaging and unneccesary without any regard for the consequences. This will be damaging to the French themselves along with the fresh produce from Spain and Italy, the latter two countries that can least afford it.

This new strain of the virus via media sources is supposed to have been known to us for at least a week, I would suggest it has been around for at least two months. That is evident in the number of cases in Kent and Medway, also in 62% of transmission rates within London, now with Scotland reporting cases. Hence the new strain of virus without doubt will already be in Europe.

For the French to take such action without warning is at the very least crass.

It's said a resoltution will be found within hours, so why the fook didn't the French wait, discuss with their other EU counterparts regarding appropriate steps to take before implementing this reckless action.

I've no problem with the travel ban, my problem is with them halting freight through the ports, especially when most truck drivers isolate via their cabs. Along with the lack of thought or regard for their welfare.

Boris is not to blame for this, our government is not to blame for this, it's just the French being a total bunch of ****ers.

Merry Fooking Christmas.

Don’t agree with that mate. They didn’t block cargo, they blocked people i.e. the people driving the trucks from the U.K. to France. Goods could still move either via container or from France to the U.K on trucks. Only if you’re an EU driver you’re unlikely to want to cross if you can’t get back!

They’re now working with Boris and Co to sort out some COVID testing at port.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Only if you’re an EU driver you’re unlikely to want to cross if you can’t get back!

Watch there be conspiracy theories of Polish lorry drivers using the pandemic as an excuse to move to UK now.