Where was everyone ?..............did I get the wrong address ?.............who were the showgirls ?...............why such little clothing ?..............I tried to save a few of them for you Didley !
O.K., so I must have been dreaming, but it seemed real to me at the time.
Even Delilah the showgirl recalls some of it .......![]()
How many of us are due to attend church next Sunday then Rev ?
Sorry I was late - missed the bus, and had to walk....
Probably left your credit card at home too!
The things I do for the Church - cleaning/dusting/washing up/testing the communal wine/hic !How dare you !The things I do for the Church - cleaning/dusting/washing up/testing the communal wine/hic !
Thimble full of gin ? That's hardly going to wet the whistle is it ?!![]()
I've been on my knees praying for months now, so i need a new pair of trousers for next Sunday.
Tey wearing a g-string like the Reverend.