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was shooting in the graveyard the cemetery is owned by a local farmer
https://www.google.de/maps/place/Houghton Hillside Cemetery/@54.847529,-1.465678,3a,75y/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipM8kew53llP0wfJrGN3SHUGWqdbPLxNo0CEzwMG!2e10!3e12!6shttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF

follow the link and check all the pictures so you get the feel, well its on the hill side i've got my rifle and dog were after rabbits, the mist is just starting to come in its up to the waist im by the graves looking at the foot path i bend down to give the dog a biscuit from my pocket a young couple walk past think he's been having a sticky finger, i coughed she looked saw no one and screamed the dog ran towards them all they saw was the mist coming for them, the lass scarpered like Usain Bolt the lad looked at the mist parting before him, his face went white his skin went back like a knob end then he was off, pushed the lass down as he ran past her she hurt her knee, i walked up to her she nearly **** a brick as i had full face mask on, she settled down took her back to my place to clean the wound she had another cut higher up which i cleaned with my tongue but that's another story
 
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esteponawhite said:
I used to do a lot of air rifle shooting as a kid, was in a team for a few years, i used to get comments like bring him back when he's taller, he shoots uphill etc, soon shut the ****ers up when they got beat by a 13 year old.
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I've got a weihrauch , bought ti some years ago because my van was being targetted by bandits every other week, one early morning around 2am the ****s were on the prow,l there was 3 of them obviously up to no good right near my van, i had one of the ****s in my crosshairs and said to myself, "go on **** touch my van" luckily for him he didn't touch it, he'd have got it right in the back of the head JFK style
only time i get the rifle out now is on trick or treat night when the scrounging little ****ers knock on my door, i open said door stand there with rifle across my chest saying "i'll have a trick you little bastards, make my day":emoticon-0105-wink:
 
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esteponawhite said:
I used to do a lot of air rifle shooting as a kid, was in a team for a few years, i used to get comments like bring him back when he's taller, he shoots uphill etc, soon shut the ****ers up when they got beat by a 13 year old.
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in them days i used to used a tuned air rifle, weihrauch hw80 using Mike Wades power without powder and Terry Robbs tuning kits, lovel piece of kit what were you using mate
 
OLOF said:
I've got a weihrauch , bought ti some years ago because my van was being targetted by bandits every other week, one early morning around 2am the ****s were on the prow,l there was 3 of them obviously up to no good right near my van, i had one of the ****s in my crosshairs and said to myself, "go on **** touch my van" luckily for him he didn't touch it, he'd have got it right in the back of the head JFK style
only time i get the rifle out now is on trick or treat night when the scrounging little ****ers knock on my door, i open said door stand there with rifle across my chest saying "i'll have a trick you little bastards, make my day":emoticon-0105-wink:
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if you want to sell it im your man
 
OLOF said:
I've got a weihrauch , bought ti some years ago because my van was being targetted by bandits every other week, one early morning around 2am the ****s were on the prow,l there was 3 of them obviously up to no good right near my van, i had one of the ****s in my crosshairs and said to myself, "go on **** touch my van" luckily for him he didn't touch it, he'd have got it right in the back of the head JFK style
only time i get the rifle out now is on trick or treat night when the scrounging little ****ers knock on my door, i open said door stand there with rifle across my chest saying "i'll have a trick you little bastards, make my day":emoticon-0105-wink:
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in the arse cheeks with an HN pointed is best especially with .22
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
if you want to sell it im your man
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Only paid sixty quid for it mate, the lad came back a few weeks later when he realised he'd ****ed up, told him to **** off.
I was telling my mate about the incident with my van he said you crazy **** you'd have killed him if you'd had shot him in the head with a Weihrauch, he was a lucky **** eh?
 
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OLOF said:
Only paid sixty quid for it mate, the lad came back a few weeks later when he realised he'd ****ed up, told him to **** off.
I was telling my mate about the incident with my van he said you crazy **** you'd have killed him if you'd had shot him in the head with a Weihrauch, he was a lucky **** eh?
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yep they are tuned to the 12ftlb limit for England mine was tuned to 21 ft lb and would crack like a black powder without the silencer, if you want to tune it there are links now on e bay for the parts and you tube of how to do it. what model is it a 35
 
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IFyou follow the instructions it will give you a smoother more accurate gun, if you want to tune it to FAC pm me .To improve accuracy buy a roll of kiddies caps for a cap pistol gun tear off a cap glue it to a post or branch and listen to the crack when you are spot on.
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
IFyou follow the instructions it will give you a smoother more accurate gun, if you want to tune it to FAC pm me .To improve accuracy buy a roll of kiddies caps for a cap pistol gun tear off a cap glue it to a post or branch and listen to the crack when you are spot on.
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I did the same trick with some .303 blanks, was a bit more than a crack and part of it shot back into my mates shoulder.
Oh to be 13 again!
 
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the ones that are not in 4 star accommodation are already kicking off
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esteponawhite said:
Evening all,
So it seems god has finally got fed up being one-handed.
Shrek is doing a wonderful job at direby.
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The hand of god, well god has took it back and given the cheating, diving,coke sniffing cockwomble his cum uppance and stamped his clock card also giving out his living P45 justice is a bitch
 
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