Off Topic Evening all

Have you ever paid a damsel of the night for your sexual gratification Rog
or is that a ****ing stupid question to ask an ex Para?

 

Evening lads,
So tonights topic is, blokes sticking fingers up arses, Jammys's german exploits?
My teacher at school was a dead ringer for Windsor Davies, he was ex army aswell, hard ****er but fair.

 

Evening Este
You've started a right ****ing thread here mate

 

Nah, that came about after a school trip to France

 

Yes mate, the worrying thing is people do seem to like it!

 

funny enough only once, never had much trouble getting lasses, when i was working in Amsterdam these lads from sheffield owls supporters had a contract for dry walling in Tuindorp Amsterdam North, met them in a live footy bar on Leidseplein, well it was one of the lads brothers birthday, was a young lad **** scared so i went in with him so he wasn't ripped off, couldn't get it up with people watching but had paid, i looked at the lass she smelt of sweat there were fresh shot stains all ower the bed, thought not for me didn't want to catch owt, she spoke to me in Dutch her breath smelt so i left

 

The 'Anything goes thread'

 

We're all flipping suicidal here mate.

Looks like pubs in Leeds will still be closed after lockdown ends next week....Tier 3 here we come.

 

i was expecting to get an hard on when i started to read that post Rog, but it ****in went down hill fast

 

jammed it in the bus automatic door through staring at the lasses with rather large bosoms and mini skirts on, but only bruised it,i know exactly , happend to a friend

 

And were you formerly employed as a reporter for the News of The World by chance ?

 

Boris, Whitty and Vallance want their ****ing faces booting in the ****s, i'm raging

 

ive had a lifetime of experiences , but only talk when asked or memory kicks in

 

Nearly mate, but if I title it anything goes we are open to some mary whitehouse saint greta thuderface type person telling us not to send pointless messages as it increases our carbon footprint.
I actually did read an article like that the other day, beyond belief.

 

love air rifle shooting and have a good story with location pics if anyone's interested

reply message to those types

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If those crazy ****s stopped talking, or even better, breathing, that would help with the carbon footprint, the mad bastards

 

I'm stealing that quote

 

I used to do a lot of air rifle shooting as a kid, was in a team for a few years, i used to get comments like bring him back when he's taller, he shoots uphill etc, soon shut the ****ers up when they got beat by a 13 year old.

 

You really shoudn't shoot up as a 13 year old though este...

Just sayin

 

No mate, still waiting on the french trip explanation, or will it have to wait for a meet up?