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apparently there's lots of sexual deviants if you have the money...............do you deny you got a bank loan before going
Have you ever paid a damsel of the night for your sexual gratification Rog
or is that a ****ing stupid question to ask an ex Para?
 
Evening lads,
So tonights topic is, blokes sticking fingers up arses, Jammys's german exploits?
My teacher at school was a dead ringer for Windsor Davies, he was ex army aswell, hard ****er but fair.
 
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Have you ever paid a damsel of the night for your sexual gratification Rog
or is that a ****ing stupid question to ask an ex Para?
funny enough only once, never had much trouble getting lasses, when i was working in Amsterdam these lads from sheffield owls supporters had a contract for dry walling in Tuindorp Amsterdam North, met them in a live footy bar on Leidseplein, well it was one of the lads brothers birthday, was a young lad **** scared so i went in with him so he wasn't ripped off, couldn't get it up with people watching but had paid, i looked at the lass she smelt of sweat there were fresh shot stains all ower the bed, thought not for me didn't want to catch owt, she spoke to me in Dutch her breath smelt so i left
 
funny enough only once, never had much trouble getting lasses, when i was working in Amsterdam these lads from sheffield owls supporters had a contract for dry walling in Tuindorp Amsterdam North, met them in a live footy bar on Leidseplein, well it was one of the lads brothers birthday, was a young lad **** scared so i went in with him so he wasn't ripped off, couldn't get it up with people watching but had paid, i looked at the lass she smelt of sweat there were fresh shot stains all ower the bed, thought not for me didn't want to catch owt, she spoke to me in Dutch her breath smelt so i left
i was expecting to get an hard on when i started to read that post Rog, but it ****in went down hill fast:(
 
funny enough only once, never had much trouble getting lasses, when i was working in Amsterdam these lads from sheffield owls supporters had a contract for dry walling in Tuindorp Amsterdam North, met them in a live footy bar on Leidseplein, well it was one of the lads brothers birthday, was a young lad **** scared so i went in with him so he wasn't ripped off, couldn't get it up with people watching but had paid, i looked at the lass she smelt of sweat there were fresh shot stains all ower the bed, thought not for me didn't want to catch owt, she spoke to me in Dutch her breath smelt so i left
And were you formerly employed as a reporter for the News of The World by chance ? <laugh>
 
We're all flipping suicidal here mate.

Looks like pubs in Leeds will still be closed after lockdown ends next week....Tier 3 here we come.
Boris, Whitty and Vallance want their ****ing faces booting in the ****s, i'm raging<grr>
 
And were you formerly employed as a reporter for the News of The World by chance ? <laugh>
love air rifle shooting and have a good story with location pics if anyone's interested
Nearly mate, but if I title it anything goes we are open to some mary whitehouse saint greta thuderface type person telling us not to send pointless messages as it increases our carbon footprint.
I actually did read an article like that the other day, beyond belief.
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Nearly mate, but if I title it anything goes we are open to some mary whitehouse saint greta thuderface type person telling us not to send pointless messages as it increases our carbon footprint.
I actually did read an article like that the other day, beyond belief.
If those crazy ****s stopped talking, or even better, breathing, that would help with the carbon footprint, the mad bastards
 
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I used to do a lot of air rifle shooting as a kid, was in a team for a few years, i used to get comments like bring him back when he's taller, he shoots uphill etc, soon shut the ****ers up when they got beat by a 13 year old.