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We will be relegated and the derby will be played in divison 3.

Sunderland will still win every derby game.
 
Warm Pouch said:
Maybe this is the new normal? Newcastle fans in a constant cycle of takeover speculation.

The year is 2098...

Zander Reuben says he remains committed to purchasing Newcastle United just as his dad was when this started 70 odd year ago. Mike Ashley remains in charge. Mike underwent a procedure to remove his entire body maintaining only his head. He remarked on the takeover speculation that he remains committed to keeping Newcastle fans in purgatory for his entire existence. Heads can remain active following the “Fat ****ing Arsehole” procedure for up to 450 years.

The fan view:

@captain wrong (now 101) says he thinks “something is happening because the legal eagle acting for Newcastle posted a tweet revealing he’s attempting to cook a singin hinny”

@Ben 10 (now aged 10 after an age reversing diet of chicken cottage for breakfast, lunch and dinner) says he believes “they’ll be transformed by signing the ghost of Hatem Ben Arfa rather than any bloody takeover”

@jimileysbaldhead (now 139) commented “3-1”
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<laugh>...I'd take being 139 in 2098
 
captain wrong said:
Absolutely **** all today.


This takeover needs something juicy... The next 14 days will be tell us which way its going
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I think that’s it till after new year. Honestly it’s going to play out and then something either drop or it goes away.

Now that the arbitration is in play. De Marco will just keep doing his Twitter hints to keep us interested but in all seriousness there’s no further leaks till there’s a resolution.

The sad thing is, Bruce will take it to the relegation wire.
 
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