Joke

[Erik]

Dev walks into a bar and the barman asks "did you get the train?" to which he replies "I am a train, I'm the Dev train choo-choo".

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

bloke walks into a bar and slips on a big pile of ****

Bloke sitting down looks at him & says ive just done that

so the other bloke twats him one

 

[B-C]

What did the big lamp say to the wee lamp?

**** aff ya wee ****.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

what's the fastest cake in the world?

it's gone

 

[Gambol]

A tart on the floor is better than a cake on the table.

 

[Erik]

StereoTypist

 

[El_Bando]

I dont get it....

 

[B-C]

what's the fastest cake in the world?

it's gone

Milk is really quick because it is past your eyes.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

bloke with no legs goes the doctors, doctor says get up & stop arsing about

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head?


Cliff

 

[Gambol]

Hear about the deaf guy who got cancer? Neither has he.

 

[Tina_old]

What do you get if you cross a Huth with an Earache?

A big ****ing useless fanny.

 

[B-C]

Heard the one about the girl who ****s on her feet?

You're ****in disgustin tina.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

What do you call tina dressed up for a night out?

Ya mum

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

What do you call tina in suspenders?

A pig in a catapult

 

[Tina_old]

How many Huths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pigeons.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

What do you call tina with a tan?

An oompah-Lumpah

 

[Tina_old]

Huth's a ***got.

Seriously, he is.

 

[Erik]

What do you get if you cross a Huth with an Earache?

A big ****ing useless fanny.

What do you get if you cross Tina with Monster Munch?

Tina.

 

[THe Mighty Huth Rocks]

tina goes to the doctor & says, doctor my tits are sore

Doctor says i should think so, theve been dragging along the floor for months