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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;OB_fDwBMkCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB_fDwBMkCQ[/video]
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    YOU BASTARD <grr> <laugh>
     
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    A horse with a long face walks into a pub and the barman says ‘get out, yer bard’.
     
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  4. Erik

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    No it isn't. A lollipop man's job description is:

    1) Step in the road and try not to get hit;
    2) Allow people to cross (and hope they don't get hit either, as that could cost you a weekly wage);
    3) If time allows it, grope the smallest children in the herd and hope passers-by are either too pissed, high or apathetic to care.

    My mum abused drugs and alcohol whilst pregnant. Not that it's any of your business, *****.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The horse was a scottish poet? Am I right?
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
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    <laugh>
    Muslim walks into a bar.. haha jk haram!
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The horse was a poet? That is weird, which pub was this?
     
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    <laugh> fair play for a **** you really are determined to make your post good!
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    bastard, you beat me, but why would it have to be Scottish bawjaws?
     
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  10. Erik

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    William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says "get out, you're Bard". <ok>
     
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  13. Erik

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    Your last post was in English!? <yikes>
     
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    wipe the jizz off your glasses and you'll see clearly!
     
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  15. Erik

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    But it's a fresh layer. :(
     
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    ok let it dry up then u can pick bits off :)
     
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  17. B-C

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    It was actually an elephant, because there were footprints in the butter.
     
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  18. B-C

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    It was a club in Ibiza.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    a horse walks into a doctors and the doctor says, pull yourself together man!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 4, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    neigh bother
     
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