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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Dev walks into a bar and the barman asks "did you get the train?" to which he replies "I am a train, I'm the Dev train choo-choo".
     
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    Erik, Oct 4, 2011
  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    bloke walks into a bar and slips on a big pile of ****

    Bloke sitting down looks at him & says ive just done that

    so the other bloke twats him one
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Oct 4, 2011
  3. B-C

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    What did the big lamp say to the wee lamp?

    **** aff ya wee ****.
     
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    B-C, Oct 4, 2011
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what's the fastest cake in the world?

    it's gone
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 4, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A tart on the floor is better than a cake on the table.
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    StereoTypist
     
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    Erik, Oct 4, 2011
  7. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    I dont get it....
     
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    El_Bando, Oct 4, 2011
  8. B-C

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    Milk is really quick because it is past your eyes.
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    bloke with no legs goes the doctors, doctor says get up & stop arsing about
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head?


    Cliff
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hear about the deaf guy who got cancer? Neither has he.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2011
  12. Tina_old

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    What do you get if you cross a Huth with an Earache?

    A big ****ing useless fanny.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 4, 2011
  13. B-C

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    Heard the one about the girl who ****s on her feet?

    You're ****in disgustin tina.
     
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    B-C, Oct 4, 2011
  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    What do you call tina dressed up for a night out?

    Ya mum
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Oct 4, 2011
  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    What do you call tina in suspenders?

    A pig in a catapult
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    How many Huths does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Pigeons.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 4, 2011
  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    What do you call tina with a tan?

    An oompah-Lumpah
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Oct 4, 2011
  18. Tina_old

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    Huth's a ***got.

    Seriously, he is.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 4, 2011
  19. Erik

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    What do you get if you cross Tina with Monster Munch?

    Tina.
     
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  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    tina goes to the doctor & says, doctor my tits are sore

    Doctor says i should think so, theve been dragging along the floor for months
     
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