My wife's cousin worked in bomb disposal and he said it was like that all the time, helped relieve the tension. If you've not seen the tv series Blue Stone 42, I fully recommend it.
Kids are in class having a RE lesson, teacher asks, "does anyone know the name of Jesus' father". A boy puts his hand up, "Howard miss". "Howard"? "Yes miss, it's in the prayer. Our father who art in heaven, Howard be his name"
I'll give it a go Gessa. Is it on netflix? Military lads need a bit of black humour(now calm down PC brigade)
bet he would be able to fill a milk bottle to empty them shame his phone wont connect to his favorite porn site....................