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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Well I hope she's come through it now and she'd on the mend.<ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> ffs. I thought you were genuinely stuck, until the end.<doh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    There are a few names that could be put forward...<whistle>
     
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    My wife's cousin worked in bomb disposal and he said it was like that all the time, helped relieve the tension. If you've not seen the tv series Blue Stone 42, I fully recommend it.
     
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    Kids are in class having a RE lesson, teacher asks,
    "does anyone know the name of Jesus' father".
    A boy puts his hand up, "Howard miss".
    "Howard"?
    "Yes miss, it's in the prayer.
    Our father who art in heaven,
    Howard be his name"
     
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  9. Irishshako

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    I'll give it a go Gessa. <ok> Is it on netflix? Military lads need a bit of black humour(now calm down PC brigade)<ok>
     
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    morning shako how they hanging
     
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    It took a while:emoticon-0111-blush
    I thought hed ordered a mcdonalds
     
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    Just past his knees:emoticon-0117-talki
     
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    deffo not empty then so when was the last time a lady wanted him
     
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    Not really hanging, more like cradled in my y-fronts....:grin:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    bet he would be able to fill a milk bottle to empty them shame his phone wont connect to his favorite porn site....................:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    On YOUR knees you mean<laugh>
     
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    Redtube is my friend:grin:
     
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