The Sunday Only Thread

[Didley Squat]

It’s Sunday here in Oz.
It’s also Bathurst Race Day.
Start your engines and donate to Reverend Squat Race Say Appeal.
Phone 1300SQUATDAY

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Typical ! The reverend was nowhere near church today. The congregation (all three of them) were revolting, because there was no free gin !

I had to get the shotgun out to disperse them. At least the collection tray had a couple of quid in it....

 

[Didley Squat]

Typical ! The reverend was nowhere near church today. The congregation (all three of them) were revolting, because there was no free gin !

I had to get the shotgun out to disperse them. At least the collection tray had a couple of quid in it....

Thank you Woops for your continued efforts at the church Ministry bottle safe door type thingy.
Please keep all the donations for the day.
Kiwi can mail you a cheque, for sure.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Thank you Woops for your continued efforts at the church Ministry bottle safe door type thingy.
Please keep all the donations for the day.
Kiwi can mail you a cheque, for sure.

A cheque from Kiwi ? I'm still waiting for the two bottles of Gin he was supposed to be posting to me.......

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Well, Didley, another successful Sunday was had by all. No complaints, no donations left as used to cover expenses, and no Gin left in the cupboard...Hic!

 

[Didley Squat]

Typical.
The Reverend gets called away to rescue a poor lost soul..... and nobody turns up!

Repent thee sinners!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

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[Didley Squat]

There’s going to be changes at Sunday service from now on.

As of next week, a minimum tipping fee of $10 is expected per plate doing the rounds.
There will be an entrance fee of $5 per person and a exit fee of $5 per person.
A ‘Reverend Squat Retirement Fund fee of $15 and a bar fee of $25 per person per session.
Warning - Bring your credit card.

There is a credit card fee of 1.25% on all transactions.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Sounds good value for money, Didley ! As your official deputy, do I receive a discounted rate ?

 

[Didley Squat]

Sounds good value for money, Didley ! As your official deputy, do I receive a discounted rate ?

Not only but some decent commissions!!!!!
( just don’t tell Kiwi or Sans.. )

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Don't worry Rev, I'll put the hours in....

 

[Didley Squat]

Don't worry Rev, I'll put the hours in....

Love ya work, Woops .......................

Have a some money as deposit for all your hard work!
Please note that Reverend Squat banks with the Bank of Kazakhstan.
Very nice, l like!

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[Wooperts_duck]

I'd prefer some Moldovan leus......in lieu of payment.......which I will keep in the loo.....

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[Didley Squat]

I'd prefer some Moldovan leus......in lieu of payment.......which I will keep in the loo.....

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That money is very similar
to the Republic of El Fuc.

Who is that mole diva as listed on the note?

 

[Wooperts_duck]

An hour and a half to go until Sunday over here......

 

[Didley Squat]

An hour and a half to go until Sunday over here......

The Reverend Squat now presides ...

Donations are a wonderful way to help your fellow parishioner, especially your favourite Reverend, so dig deep!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

What were the total takings Rev ?

 

[Didley Squat]

What were the total takings Rev ?

Five cents.......

 

[Wooperts_duck]

5 cents ?!

My bus fare there was 50 cents

 

[kiwiqpr]

Missed the bloody thing again