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  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I stop for the third time tomorrow. The last time.

    Seriously Bob, when I wake up in the morning, smoking is history.
     
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  2. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Good luck kemps. If you can make it through tomorrow you can go the distance, remember that. Day one was really, really ****. I felt dizzy and not at all with it, being kept busy both at work and after was probably key in pulling it off. Strong cravings at traditional smoke times like after food and exercise were a proper battle I ended up pacing around stuffing my face with chocolate bars and iced cream but I did it.

    Day 2 wasn’t much better and make sure you keep a good hold on your banana. Day 3 was a sharp improvement over previous, as was day 4 over 3, and again today day 5 over yesterday.

    I will be testing myself properly on Sunday, as I should be off for a day rock climbing. A sit down and smoke whilst marvelling at the fact I am still amongst the living has always been the way to calm myself down after staring death in the face. Not entirely sure how that’s going to go.
     
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  3. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Take a small book, with illustrations and text, on the marvels of geology. When you pause at the summit, do a wee bit of browsing.
     
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  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I think some of that Crystal meth from mick on tick is more likely to do the job, but he wouldn’t tick it, I have to pay by pro forma as I’m a new customer
     
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  5. tigerscanada

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    A head for heights then - or should I say a head for highs ?
    If a centipede a bucketfull, how much would a precipice ?
    A shear drop.
    As they say, plenty of rope, not dope :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  6. dennisboothstash

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    keep a good hold on your banana.” is good advice for any situation
     
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  7. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Good day Kemps? <laugh>

    Today was my day 6, piece of piss actually, which is surprising considering I’ve spent most of it on my arse doing **** all. Think I’m mostly in the clear now.

    Tomorrow will tell me more. Out with the chaps, who smoke, terrifying myself rock climbing. If I manage tomorrow I’m claiming I’ve completed quitting, then I’ll have to play through again on hard mode.
     
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  8. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Blew it, Bob. Didn't even get through the morning. I'll try again tomorrow.
     
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  9. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    You’re pathetic man!
    Sort yourself out
    Bob is making you look like an amateur.
    Embarrassing.



    Seriously though if you do want to die younger than you need to can you leave us all some cash behind a bar somewhere? Choosing to snuff it means you’re choosing to not need as much cash as you would need if you lived as long as you could anyway, so you’ll obviously have a fair chuck spare.
    Good choice, thanks. <cheers>
     
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  11. Ron Burguvdy

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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    And just to add can I have your sister in law with the great arse phone number mate
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    Shame to take that info to his chosen early grave
     
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  14. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Bit harsh lads <laugh>

    I promise I will do it.... I think, tomorrow.

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  15. dennisboothstash

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    Tomorrow?
    Not a bad plan...if you live that long...
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    He needs to give me that number soon doesn’t he
     
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  17. Kempton

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    A further tempter for you Chazz. She is actually single at the moment. Phwoar!

    Oh and she does yoga, hence that arse.

    As with everything though, there is a downside. She's ****ing neurotic :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Aren't they all
     
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  19. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Well yeah, her sister is as well.
     
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  20. Oregon Tiger

    Oregon Tiger Well-Known Member

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    for stoptober I decided to stop worrying about things the "experts" tell me I should stop doing.

    so far, so good.
     
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