Reverend Squat.....
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The Sunday Only Thread
- Thread starter Didley Squat
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Before we start today’s service, Reverend Squat has asked for the plate to be passed around for the first of many donation request.
Don’t be shy..... dig deep!
For those with Co-vid Symptoms, stay home and donate by phone!
1800DONATENOW
Don’t be shy..... dig deep!
For those with Co-vid Symptoms, stay home and donate by phone!
1800DONATENOW
I can tell you all that the attendance today is pretty p!ss poor, if l’m honest.
ls it any wonder why Reverend Squat leans in the bottle, daily.
Whatever has happened to the choir?
Whatever has happened to the church book group?
Whatever has happened to the regulars?
Let’s face it, WTF has happened to Whenever? Mrs K? Aussie Eric? ..... just to name a few.
ls it any wonder why Reverend Squat leans in the bottle, daily.
Whatever has happened to the choir?
Whatever has happened to the church book group?
Whatever has happened to the regulars?
Let’s face it, WTF has happened to Whenever? Mrs K? Aussie Eric? ..... just to name a few.
Well, I'm there as usual. First to arrive, last to leave (once the Gin bottle is empty.....)
don't let him near the bottle first diddles
he guzzles
he guzzles
Hey Rev. Didley, keep an eye on parishioner Kiwi, as he has upset my mate Stroller on one of the QPR threads 
No gin touches my lips either.... it just goes straight down the gullet until it hits the bottom of the barrel.
There, it takes a diversion to the p!ss house.
Hey Rev. Didley, keep an eye on parishioner Kiwi, as he has upset my mate Stroller on one of the QPR threads
Might need to take Parishioner Kiwi to the Confessional and sample some holy waters.
stroller should be fine now he understands the finer intricasies of the one word association threadHey Rev. Didley, keep an eye on parishioner Kiwi, as he has upset my mate Stroller on one of the QPR threads
You Peaky Blinder you !
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l’ve just hosed out the Confessional.
For this weeks service, the Reverend will be turning water into gin which should bring the folks back church.
Book your seats now!