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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Reverend Squat.....
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    Didley Squat, Aug 21, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    no picture

    probably for the best really
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 21, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I can see it, so that's all that matters! Hilarious it is :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 22, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Before we start today’s service, Reverend Squat has asked for the plate to be passed around for the first of many donation request.

    Don’t be shy..... dig deep!

    For those with Co-vid Symptoms, stay home and donate by phone!

    1800DONATENOW
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I can tell you all that the attendance today is pretty p!ss poor, if l’m honest.

    ls it any wonder why Reverend Squat leans in the bottle, daily.

    Whatever has happened to the choir?
    Whatever has happened to the church book group?
    Whatever has happened to the regulars?

    Let’s face it, WTF has happened to Whenever? Mrs K? Aussie Eric? ..... just to name a few.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 23, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Well, I'm there as usual. First to arrive, last to leave (once the Gin bottle is empty.....)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 23, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    don't let him near the bottle first diddles
    he guzzles
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 24, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'll have you know that no alcohol touches my lips - I always use a straw.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 24, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hey Rev. Didley, keep an eye on parishioner Kiwi, as he has upset my mate Stroller on one of the QPR threads :shocked:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 24, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No gin touches my lips either.... it just goes straight down the gullet until it hits the bottom of the barrel.
    There, it takes a diversion to the p!ss house.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 25, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Might need to take Parishioner Kiwi to the Confessional and sample some holy waters.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 25, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Well, only 5 days to wait for the next one to come along
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 25, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    stroller should be fine now he understands the finer intricasies of the one word association thread
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 26, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 26, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    whoa
    don't peak too early
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 27, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’m big on peaking!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 27, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You Peaky Blinder you !

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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    not long now
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 29, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l’ve just hosed out the Confessional.
    For this weeks service, the Reverend will be turning water into gin which should bring the folks back church.

    Book your seats now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 29, 2020
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Loved the gin.......hic !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 30, 2020
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