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Matth is a Man U fan, very much moulded out of plastic.

Commie bullied him by calling him a “pigeon headed mong” so brb had to ban Matth for his own protection.

Now, I know what you’re thinking.

“Why didn’t brb ban Commie for being a drunken bully?”

And that would be a very good question, but not one that I have an answer for.

That’s just how it rolls in this jungle.

You say something to which Commie takes offence; he calls you a pigeon headed mong; you complain to those moderating this board; and you end up with a site ban.

It’s how we roll in this jungle.

Don't post lies bruv.
 
Matth is a Man U fan, very much moulded out of plastic.

Commie bullied him by calling him a “pigeon headed mong” so brb had to ban Matth for his own protection.

Now, I know what you’re thinking.

“Why didn’t brb ban Commie for being a drunken bully?”

And that would be a very good question, but not one that I have an answer for.

That’s just how it rolls in this jungle.

You say something to which Commie takes offence; he calls you a pigeon headed mong; you complain to those moderating this board; and you end up with a site ban.

It’s how we roll in this jungle.

Thanks.

Oh looks like the like and thanks may be premature