No jokes page ?

Wife-God I'm a mess, I'm old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment.

Husband-Your eyesights near purfect.

 

Next.

 

Fux this?

 

The page for no jokes judging by the OP.

 

Ahh right, foosse to post a dick pick from the 70s #callingit

 

This’ll go well.

 

So.....
Lampard or Gerrard?

 

At doing what?

 

This is a thread for jokes, Suc...

Oh! I get it, now!

 

Pratt falls?

 

Ill go for dancing please westy

 

Got a lot of special people on the prem page, haven't we.

 

Well this posters first two freds here have been a resounding success.

 

Fred's-was that a joke

 

The Corona effect probably.

 

This place is like a prison yard, son.

You don’t turn up with out of nowhere, serving a 12 month stretch for burglary, scratching your bollocks through your soiled tracky bottoms, and expect to hop straight onto the bench press.

Most of us old dogs are doing life, here.

You need to learn the rules. Be Sucky’s bitch for a while, that kind of thing.

Mind, no squealing to the screws. It ain’t pleasant around here for you if you grass. Just ask Pixie.

 

It hasn't been a strong start from the Leeds lads on here.

I'm willing to give them some time though.

 

Was more of a prodding with a stick tbh, looked in for a few days and thought most were dead, but it was grandad snoozing.

 

Came up with a hostile attitude some of these Leeds boys.

I blame the lack of intelligence.

 

I know right, bet they call their dinner tea too.